Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back Same show, Different tent We had to clean the last one Click clack Click click Cart filled, grace billed, soul sold at checkout Traded the cross for a content plan Traded the priest for a wellness brand Traded the guilt trip for a payment plan Same show, same hustle, just a friendlier brand Pastor got a podcast now, bishop got a blog Prophet got a supplement, shepherd got a gun Followers sold, followers fee You got a free trial if you just believe Retired the pitchfork, upgraded the pitch The devil sells devotion, calls it a lifestyle switch Same hands in your pocket, same hand on your soul Better designed funnel, friendlier scroll Bow, they’re selling heaven by the seat We’re giving hell away for free They’ve got God behind a velvet rope We’ve got the devil making coffee Step right up, the tent just moved Step right up, the tent just moved Same salvation, twisted truth We’re the boogeyman, the beast, the thing beneath your bed We’re also taking reservations, complimentary bread Their God’s got angels at the velvet rope Our gate’s been broken since the dawn of hope Welcome to the damned, we saved you a seat We’re terrible, we know, the coffee’s weak Step right up Ping ping Push alert, prayer’s are purchased, guilt’s on direct debit Influencer on a mountain top, enlightened for a fee Forty days in the desert costs sixty grand, trust me Guru got a masterclass, shaman got a store The oracle takes Visa now and offers more Weaponized your loneliness, sold it back as tribe Monetized the emptiness, called the bill a vibe Trauma tagged, healing queued, breakthrough locked behind a gate They didn’t change the scripture, just changed the font and size Same instructions, different packaging, familiar disguise I’m not saying don’t get help, I’m saying read the room When salvation has a shopping cart, something died in the tomb Their tent’s got lawyers and a liability clause Ours just has a bonfire And some obvious flaws Their God’s got a bouncer Ours got a busted gate And the line goes around the block Step right up, the tent just moved Same salvation, twisted truth We’re the boogeyman, the beast, the thing beneath your bed We’re also taking reservations, complimentary bread Their God’s got angels at the velvet rope Our gate’s been broken since the dawn of hope Welcome to the damned, we saved you a seat We’re terrible, we know, the coffee’s weak Step right up Step right the fuck up Step right up, the tent just moved Same salvation, twisted truth We’re the boogeyman, the beast, the thing beneath your bed We’re also taking reservations, complimentary bread Their God’s got angels at the velvet rope Our gate’s been broken since the dawn of hope Welcome to the damned, we saved you a seat We’re terrible, we know, the coffee’s weak Step right up Just get in Just get in Just get in
