[Verse] Oh, hunter bold, you think you’re grand, With shiny sword and armor planned, But here I stand, the end of all, An Elder Dragon’s fearsome call. You see my flames, they dance and play, My ice can freeze the light of day, With thunderous roar and breath so fierce, I’m the storm that you’ll never pierce! [Chorus] So, come on now, give it a whirl, Your sword’s so tiny, watch it twirl, I’m Alatreon, king of the element, I’ll roast you good, without any sentiment! With your little moves and big bravado, You’re more of a joke than a Macho Man, oh, I’ll take my time, enjoy the show, You’re a clown in my dragon’s cabaret, don’t you know? [Verse 2] You’re swinging wildly, what a joke, Your strikes are just a puff of smoke, My scales are tougher than your pride, Your weak attacks won’t hurt my hide. With fiery breath or icy gale, I’ll freeze or roast you without fail, And if you think you’ve got some flair, You’re just dessert, and I’m the fare! [Chorus] So, come on now, give it a whirl, Your sword’s so tiny, watch it twirl, I’m Alatreon, king of the element, I’ll roast you good, without any sentiment! With your little moves and big bravado, You’re more of a joke than a Macho Man, oh, I’ll take my time, enjoy the show, You’re a clown in my dragon’s cabaret, don’t you know? [Bridge] I could cook you up with a fiery roast, Or freeze you solid, that’s my boast, Maybe I’ll thunder-strike your toes, Or give you a chill with a freezing blow! [Verse 3] So swing away, oh mighty knight, Your effort’s fun, but it’s not a fight, I’m just toying, making you fret, The end is near, don’t you forget! [Chorus] So, come on now, give it a whirl, Your sword’s so tiny, watch it twirl, I’m Alatreon, king of the element, I’ll roast you good, without any sentiment! With your little moves and big bravado, You’re more of a joke than a Macho Man, oh, I’ll take my time, enjoy the show, You’re a clown in my dragon’s cabaret, don’t you know? [Outro] Step right up, it’s your last ride, You’re a hors d'oeuvre in my dragon’s pride, Your bravado’s cute, but here’s the truth, I’ll feast on you, that’s the proof! I’ll savor your screams like a fine cuisine, In my dragon’s lair, you’ll be the scene, So bring your best, don’t be late, I’m Alatreon, and you’re on my plate!