[Verse 1] If banana's in pyjamas were just coming down the stairs? Then why those banana's.. in pyjamas.. chasing those teddy bears? Sounds a little suspish, like they trying to take their underwear? Meanwhile chicken and cow, makes me question how.. They let, that shit on air! Courage was a coward, yet all his enemies overpowered. Just a little dog, in the middle of shit show island.. (Apparently) [Chorus] WHO WANT TO TELL ME WHY? OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOSE PICKING MAY BE FUNNY, BUT THAT DEVILS SHOWING HIS BUTT! SO DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME? WHY OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! IM NOW A FUCKED UP ADULT, RAISED BUT ALL THAT SMUT!! (WHY SO MANY BUTTS?!) YES! WHY SO MANY GRUNTS! [Verse 2] [Verse 1] Been scoured.. Been devoured.. Every type of monster.. That dogs encountered. (SO TELL ME WHY!) [Chorus] WHO WANT TO TELL ME WHY? OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOSE PICKING MAY BE FUNNY.. BUT THAT DEVILS SHAKING HIS BUTT! SO DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME? WHY OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOW A FUCKED UP ADULT.. WHO GOT HER HUMOUR FROM THAT SMUT!! (WHY SO MANY BUTTS?!) YES! WHY SO MANY GRUNTS! [Verse 2] [Chorus] NOW A FUCKED UP ADULT.. WHO GOT HER HUMOUR FROM THAT SMUT!! (WHY SO MANY BUTTS?!) YES! WHY SO MANY GRUNTS! [Verse 2] [Verse 2] Have you, ever wondered... Why the professor... Wanted to create the perfect girls? Have you, ever wondered... Why that cats humping a squirrel? You can argue, it was innocent.. but that's not how you dial (A PHONE) And if animals don't have genitals, then why they wearing a towel after they shower? And if a cat says no to the skunk, you should not still try and plow her.. (SO CAN YOU JUST TELL ME WHY?!) [Chorus] WHO WANT TO TELL ME WHY? OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOSE PICKING MAY BE FUNNY.. BUT THAT DEVILS SHAKING HIS BUTT! SO DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME? WHY OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOW A FUCKED UP ADULT.. WHO GOT HER HUMOUR FROM THAT SMUT!! (WHY SO MANY BUTTS?!) YES! WHY SO MANY GRUNTS! (OUTRO) WHO WANT TO TELL ME WHY? OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOSE PICKING MAY BE FUNNY.. BUT THAT DEVILS SHAKING HIS BUTT! SO DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME? WHY OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! (FUCKED UP!) [Verse 3] You can't tell me He Man and that skele, didn't swap eachother's thongs. That Ren and Stimpy didn't have a hard on... Or cat and dog didn't have a problem. The Rugrats.. Child endangerment. Pinky and the Brain.. world enslavement. Johnny Bravo.. well that certainly made a statement. Now the angry beavers.. (WHAT WAS THAT EVEN ABOUT?) [Outro] WHO WANT TO TELL ME WHY? OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOSE PICKING MAY BE FUNNY.. BUT THAT DEVILS SHAKING HIS BUTT! SO DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME? WHY OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! (WHY SO MANY BUTTS?!) YES! WHY SO MANY GRUNTS! [Outro - slow] WHO WANTS TO TELL ME WHY? OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! NOSE PICKING MAY BE FUNNY.. BUT THAT DEVILS SHAKING HIS BUTT! SO DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME? WHY OUR CARTOONS WERE SO FUCKED UP! (SO FUCKED UP!!)