Wartime at the Christmas Table (2025 version)

This song was created by Sven Arnesen, aka AERIALIS K, for the album "A Minor Holiday" released in good time before the Christmas of 2025. More information on the artist´s homepage at: * https://music.aerialis.com © 2025 - AERIALIS Web & Media - AERIALIS K. - Sven Arnesen ------------ [intro] [Guitar] [Verse] Dandruff snow keeps fallin' in your food Uncle's always tipsy Auntie's extra bitchy And if your great-grandma's still alive She's still hella racist too [Verse 2] Cuttin' up a plastic goose again Mystery potato salad Sauerkraut on bread Then Grandpa brings up all his fake news But He thinks they're all true [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is wartime with the fam It just ain't the same without the fightin' All I want for Christmas is wartime with the fam They're wild and they're violent, right [Interlude] [Stop] [Verse 3] Makin' button wreaths out of bottle caps All the tacky gifts Stuff that we'd never get Got some novelties Some sweet stuff And great bottle of cough syrup [Verse 4] Little cousins Runny noses Pleadin' Demonstrating trinkets They're the height of summer 'til they're screamin' But if you lose It brings you higher feelings Got nothin' to complain to [Stop] [Interlude] [Chorus] I wanna perfect Christmas wartime with the fam It just ain't the same without the fightin' Know I'm gonna miss the war crimes and resolve All instigations disappointin', yeah [Solo] [stop] Oh oooooh It's that time of year! Oh oooooh it's time for the Crissy fear! [Drop] Oh oooooh It's that time of year! Oh oooooh it's time for the Crissy fear! [Drop] Oh oooooh It's that time of year! Oh oooooh it's time for the Crissy fear! [Outro] [End]