[INTRO: hyper-detailed simulation of garage rock, guitars buzzing like malfunctioning AR overlays, impossibly precise rapid cuts] [VOCALS: aggressive, frantic, hyper-amplified] Hey influencer, where you going with that aesthetic asset? Hey influencer, where you going with that aesthetic asset? I'm going to the server farm to join an AI-curated collective I'm going to the server farm to join an AI-curated collective [VERSE 2: fast, driving rock beat, glitching crash cymbals] Hey influencer, where you going with that barcode on your skin? Hey influencer, where you going with that barcode on your skin? I'm going to the platform to livestream in the smog I'm going to the platform to livestream in the smog [VERSE 3: frantic guitar solo with digital clipping] Hey influencer, where you going with those implants in your head? Hey influencer, where you going with those implants in your head? I'm going to the interface to get some dopamine, then I'm going offline to sleep I'm going to the interface to get some dopamine, then I'm going offline to sleep [VERSE 4: bass drum pounding, high-frequency digital noise] Hey influencer, where you going with that tracking device? Hey influencer, where you going with that tracking device? I'm going to the analyst so he can optimize my depression... [CODA: frantic chanting, pitch-shifted vocals, stereo panning] Hey user! Bot! Hey user! Bot! Hey user! Hey user! Hey user! Bot! [SPOKEN: hyper-clear center vocal, ironic flat tone] Wow, this is really profitable, generating digital content. I can't wait until our campaign goes viral and the target demographic starts to subscribe. We'll be monetized and verified! And when my platform payout clears, I think I'm going to buy an autonomous shuttle. No, I think I'll get a luxury drone. No, I think I'll get an electric cyber-bike. No, I don't think I'll buy any of those cars. I think what I will do is buy a virtual yacht. No, that won't work either. I think I'll invest in carbon credits. I think I'd like to buy the rights to the smart-highway. No, that's useless. I wonder if they can track my gaze up here, waving my device and streaming... Maybe after the stream, one of the users who watches me, waving my device and streaming, will send me a donation. And I will walk...
