All Of The Words

pop-country, heartland rock, arena rock, anti-virginity propaganda

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[instrumental intro]
[spoken word – sexy deep bass voice]
All of the words I should have said to you
but in the wrong order is why I’m screwed

[verse]
Inbetween hitler tits [nod to Undead Chickens] Eva Braun saw bacon bits.
Super shooter salad bowl crisco on your stripper pole
Funky monkey doing dirty stained shirt dirty thirty
Salad fork dirty nipple uncooked pork fudge ripple

Failure critical to launch sport dat after 40 paunch
Pancho Villa pushing pretzels cheesy macaroni shells
Turn a corner punch a pig fix a muffler jury-rigged
Room for jello always is stupid is as stupid is

[pre-chorus]
All of the words I should have said to you
but in the wrong order is why I’m screwed

[16 yr old in crowd throws away purity ring]

[chorus]
There are over 200,000 words in the English language Sweetie
That is...
is...
is MANY of WORDS completely
I no SMART but before you get in that car
the only words that matter right now are
I. You. Love.
DAMMIT! THERE I GO AGAIN.

[verse]
Many ways to skin a cat Forrest Gump butt clap
Rolled R’s dive bars oral sex electric cars
Slammed Nana gamma rays Thai curry ashtrays
Lipstick perfume scream machine water flume

Beefsteak arteries half-true flatteries
D-cell batteries floating under seven seas
Sticky wicket baby bump bumper car busy bee
Deftly dealing daisies duly dusted dead by DDT

[Righteous fucking drum solo which you will make piano]
[There are clearly exposed breasts in the crowd by this point]

[pre-chorus]
All of the words I should have said to you
but in the wrong order is why I’m screwed

[Woman in the front row just passed out in ecstasy]
[U.R.W.'s car is being towed]

[chorus]
There are over 200,000 words in the English language Snooky
That is...
is...
is MANY of WORDS completely
I no SMART but before you get in that car
the only words that matter right now are
I. You. Love.
DAMMIT! THERE I GO AGAIN.

[Jockstrap just thrown onstage. Odd.]
...
I. You. Love.
...
I. You. Love.
...
I. You. Love.
...
I. You. Love.
...
[female](You sleep me with now?)
...
Yes. 
…
[instrumental]
[U.R.W.'s guitar becomes spontaneously pregnant]
[outro]

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[instrumental intro] [spoken word – sexy deep bass voice] All of the words I should have said to you but in the wrong order is why I’m screwed [verse] Inbetween hitler tits [nod to Undead Chickens] Eva Braun saw bacon bits. Super shooter salad bowl crisco on your stripper pole Funky monkey doing dirty stained shirt dirty thirty Salad fork dirty nipple uncooked pork fudge ripple Failure critical to launch sport dat after 40 paunch Pancho Villa pushing pretzels cheesy macaroni shells Turn a corner punch a pig fix a muffler jury-rigged Room for jello always is stupid is as stupid is [pre-chorus] All of the words I should have said to you but in the wrong order is why I’m screwed [16 yr old in crowd throws away purity ring] [chorus] There are over 200,000 words in the English language Sweetie That is... is... is MANY of WORDS completely I no SMART but before you get in that car the only words that matter right now are I. You. Love. DAMMIT! THERE I GO AGAIN. [verse] Many ways to skin a cat Forrest Gump butt clap Rolled R’s dive bars oral sex electric cars Slammed Nana gamma rays Thai curry ashtrays Lipstick perfume scream machine water flume Beefsteak arteries half-true flatteries D-cell batteries floating under seven seas Sticky wicket baby bump bumper car busy bee Deftly dealing daisies duly dusted dead by DDT [Righteous fucking drum solo which you will make piano] [There are clearly exposed breasts in the crowd by this point] [pre-chorus] All of the words I should have said to you but in the wrong order is why I’m screwed [Woman in the front row just passed out in ecstasy] [U.R.W.'s car is being towed] [chorus] There are over 200,000 words in the English language Snooky That is... is... is MANY of WORDS completely I no SMART but before you get in that car the only words that matter right now are I. You. Love. DAMMIT! THERE I GO AGAIN. [Jockstrap just thrown onstage. Odd.] ... I. You. Love. ... I. You. Love. ... I. You. Love. ... I. You. Love. ... [female](You sleep me with now?) ... Yes. … [instrumental] [U.R.W.'s guitar becomes spontaneously pregnant] [outro]

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