Boring Ass Breakup Song

acoustic pop, hip hop, spoken word metal

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[chorus - Calm Pop Rap]
[Melodic] [Anthemic] 
Our breakup is inconvenient
I’ll likely miss the sex
I ought to be all worked up now
but just wish you the best

[verse- Calm Pop Rap]
Now you’re leaving this the scene where we’re s’posed to get screamy
But why would we when seems to me like we should get sashimi
Good with you? Me too and then I’ll start to help you packing
Smart to start a list anything missed can be nerve wracking

[verse- Calm Pop Rap]
The pictures of our trip to Prague a log of all your dreaming
Let’s flip a coin to take the dog and log-ins for our streaming
Funny how it seems that people always make this harder
than it needs to be cause me I still view you with ardor

[Chorus - Calm Pop Rap]
[Melodic] [Anthemic] 
Our breakup is a bit off-putting
I’ll likely miss the sex
(am I right?)
I ought to be all stressed out now
but really what the heck
(stay tight)

[verse- Calm Pop Rap]
‘Member when we had the little place inside the city?
Got that job at city hall and sat on that committee?
Through the nitty gritty things have truly changed so very much
Can’t hold it against you Baby Don’t forget your toothbrush

[verse- Calm Pop Rap]
Get a cab? well not a chance I called you up an Uber
Things are going swimmingly I’ll miss you silly goober
When you’re settled with your sister think you’ll want a plan
You are quite a catch and most deserving of a man

[Chorus - Calm Pop Rap]
[Melodic] [Anthemic] 
Our breakup is mildly unsettling
and will take some getting used to
(sex)
Maybe we’ll have common friends
and hang out when we do
(sex)

[verse- Calm Pop Rap]
I think I hear your ride out front and want to see you off
That’s too heavy for you so it’s best I lift that box
Nice all of the sci fi you bought fits into...uh

…hmm
Hang on sweetie all of the Neal STEE-ven-sun is mine
No I hear what you are saying conversations fine
It’s fine to feel you shine a light defining what is thine…
but…

[HARD CUT]
[Bridge - Extreme Metal Spoken Word]
[Vocal Style: Extremely aggressive frantic yelling, harsh furious speech, unhinged shouting, no melody]
BUT HELL HATH NO FURY...LIKE SOME REAL SHIT IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE IF YOU TRY TO TAKE AN AUTOGRAPHED NEAL STEE-ven-sun THAT I PERSONALLY BOUGHT OFF THAT SITE

MUUURRGHWAAAGH!!! AAAAARGHHHHH!!! DO NOT MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT WOMAN!

THE DARKNESS HAS DESCENDED FINALLY UPON ME!!
THE WRATH OF AGES CLOSES IT’S ICY GRIP UPON MY SOUL AND BEARS ME UNFEELINGLY TO THE LAND OF SHIT LOST!!!
THE FACELESS CREATURES OF DEATH AND DREAD CLOSE RANKS UPON MY FLEEING SANITY AS...um

[Sudden Stop]
[Outro - Conversational Spoken Word]
[Vocal Style: Casual, quiet, relaxed talking voice]
Oh, poof.
...
Color me silly Ginger Snap.
That’s not MY autographed one after all!
That’s the one you got from your Pops on Easter, remember?
...
Honey?
C’mon baby maybe we can sing a widdle rap…? No?
You’re gonna… oh, you’re gonna leave now. That’s cool.
Can I help you lift the...no?
Not a problem.
[long pause]
Maybe a quickie?
No?
That’s cool. cool.
Don’t take any wooden nickels.
…
Bye.

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[chorus - Calm Pop Rap] [Melodic] [Anthemic] Our breakup is inconvenient I’ll likely miss the sex I ought to be all worked up now but just wish you the best [verse- Calm Pop Rap] Now you’re leaving this the scene where we’re s’posed to get screamy But why would we when seems to me like we should get sashimi Good with you? Me too and then I’ll start to help you packing Smart to start a list anything missed can be nerve wracking [verse- Calm Pop Rap] The pictures of our trip to Prague a log of all your dreaming Let’s flip a coin to take the dog and log-ins for our streaming Funny how it seems that people always make this harder than it needs to be cause me I still view you with ardor [Chorus - Calm Pop Rap] [Melodic] [Anthemic] Our breakup is a bit off-putting I’ll likely miss the sex (am I right?) I ought to be all stressed out now but really what the heck (stay tight) [verse- Calm Pop Rap] ‘Member when we had the little place inside the city? Got that job at city hall and sat on that committee? Through the nitty gritty things have truly changed so very much Can’t hold it against you Baby Don’t forget your toothbrush [verse- Calm Pop Rap] Get a cab? well not a chance I called you up an Uber Things are going swimmingly I’ll miss you silly goober When you’re settled with your sister think you’ll want a plan You are quite a catch and most deserving of a man [Chorus - Calm Pop Rap] [Melodic] [Anthemic] Our breakup is mildly unsettling and will take some getting used to (sex) Maybe we’ll have common friends and hang out when we do (sex) [verse- Calm Pop Rap] I think I hear your ride out front and want to see you off That’s too heavy for you so it’s best I lift that box Nice all of the sci fi you bought fits into...uh …hmm Hang on sweetie all of the Neal STEE-ven-sun is mine No I hear what you are saying conversations fine It’s fine to feel you shine a light defining what is thine… but… [HARD CUT] [Bridge - Extreme Metal Spoken Word] [Vocal Style: Extremely aggressive frantic yelling, harsh furious speech, unhinged shouting, no melody] BUT HELL HATH NO FURY...LIKE SOME REAL SHIT IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE IF YOU TRY TO TAKE AN AUTOGRAPHED NEAL STEE-ven-sun THAT I PERSONALLY BOUGHT OFF THAT SITE MUUURRGHWAAAGH!!! AAAAARGHHHHH!!! DO NOT MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT WOMAN! THE DARKNESS HAS DESCENDED FINALLY UPON ME!! THE WRATH OF AGES CLOSES IT’S ICY GRIP UPON MY SOUL AND BEARS ME UNFEELINGLY TO THE LAND OF SHIT LOST!!! THE FACELESS CREATURES OF DEATH AND DREAD CLOSE RANKS UPON MY FLEEING SANITY AS...um [Sudden Stop] [Outro - Conversational Spoken Word] [Vocal Style: Casual, quiet, relaxed talking voice] Oh, poof. ... Color me silly Ginger Snap. That’s not MY autographed one after all! That’s the one you got from your Pops on Easter, remember? ... Honey? C’mon baby maybe we can sing a widdle rap…? No? You’re gonna… oh, you’re gonna leave now. That’s cool. Can I help you lift the...no? Not a problem. [long pause] Maybe a quickie? No? That’s cool. cool. Don’t take any wooden nickels. … Bye.

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