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Bubba Bubbaphant, the brains of the Smiling Critters, is a gentle, kin
January 22, 2025 at 11:25 PMv4

[Verse 1] Iā€™m Bubba Bubbaphant, if you can recall. Itā€™s been hard, yes Iā€™ve been through it all. CatNap is gone, DogDay is suspicious. Heā€™s acting as if our friend was fictitious. [Verse 2] I know that Kickin is lying; He said he hasnā€™t seen him, but he hasnā€™t been trying. Iā€™ve always wondered ā€œhow come when KickinChicken sees his shadow, he always starts crying?ā€ Tears, what a waste of bio-fluid. Itā€™s abnormal, thatā€™s also why Iā€™ll look into it. [Verse 3] Craftyā€™s always been pretty shy. But the reason she talks to a paintbrush, I donā€™t know why. One time, my mind deceived me; made it look like she was painting on the sky. Wait, even uttering the statement ā€œdeceivedā€ in my case? Thatā€™s a lie. [Verse 4] PickyPiggyā€¦ I know you know where Iā€™m goingā€¦ You canā€™t get away with anything in Playcare without me knowingā€¦ Iā€™m concerned about your new diet restrictions. The parts which include, um, I donā€™t know- whatā€™cha-ma-call itā€¦ soul eviction? [Verse 5] Whoa! Hoppy Hopscotch, you should really calm down. Youā€™re running too fast, please oh please just slow down. I think youā€™re a Norse goddess that be running downtown. If thatā€™s true, then youā€™re the most powerful Critter ā€˜round town. Wait, why am I saying ā€œifā€; you should really hear how that sounds. [Verse 6] Maybe if I charge my Light Bulb with my PlayPhone, I can obtain knowledge from beyond my own home. Itā€™s working, I can feel knowledge in my pendantā€¦ I know more about ambulances, so now, can you send it?! AHHH!! [Short Beat Drop] [One Shot] BEAT NINJA MUSIC! [Chorus] No! Itā€™s too much info! But! I canā€™t just let it go! I need! It to be with me! I need! It in my memory! Donā€™t! Let it go to waste! Light Bulb! This is no mistake! [Verse 7] You can call me Bulb, but Iā€™m not like CatNap. I know what he did, but I canā€™t really help that. May he Rest in Peace after that zap from the GrabPack. The Prototype did him wrongly; my revenge is what I shall exact. [Pre-Chorus] Iā€™m growing weary of the knowledge itā€™s feeding! My Light Bulb is still overheating! It burns, but Iā€™m still never retreating! I now know what CatNap did andā€¦ I need to get rid of this feelinā€™! The Light Bulb is only interested in killinā€™. [Buildup Post-Chorus] What a crazy little switch-up, Bubba, you crazy little wack-a-doo. Youā€™re lying on my name, what did I ever do to you? How is my intellectual prowess a murderer? And since Iā€™m just a Bulb, doesnā€™t that mean that you wereā€¦ (a murderer?ā€¦) [Creepy Beat Drop] [One Shot] BEAT NINJA MUSIC! [Chorus/Outro] No! Itā€™s too much info! I need! To just let it go! I need! It to be away from me! I need! It to be removed from my memory! I will! Slam you until you break! Light Bulb! Youā€™re just a huge mistakeā€¦ [END]