[Intro] [Spoken, hyped-up voice] Yo, I swear my life be feelin’ like a sitcom, man… Every day, somethin’ new—ain’t no reruns! Alright, let’s go— [Verse 1] Woke up late, now I’m sprintin’ to the kitchen, Poured a bowl of cereal—milk went missin’! Checked the fridge twice, man, I’m losin' my mind, Turns out I drank it straight—last night, I was blind! Phone got no charge, but I still check the time, Realized I’m late—yo, my life's on rewind! Hopped on my bike, but the tire went flat, Guess I’m runnin’ to school like a full-on track! [Chorus] Life’s a funny movie, I’m the main event, Tryna keep it cool, but the script won’t bend! Every single day got me stuck in a loop, Ayy, I just improvise, gotta do what I do! [Verse 2] Teacher lookin’ mad, I just hit her with a grin, "Life’s a funny movie, and I’m starin’ in the sin!" Took a pop quiz, never studied, oh no, Guessed every answer like "Eeny-meeny-mo!" Bell finally rings, so I dip to the lot, Car won’t start—man, this luck is a plot! Uber too expensive, so I hop on a bus, Driver lookin’ at me like, "Boy, where’s your bucks?" [Bridge ] I been down bad, I been up worse, Tryna catch a break but my life got a curse! Every day’s a mission, every step is a scene, But I keep it pushin’—man, I’m chasin’ my dream! [Verse 3] Made it back home, man, I’m feelin’ real drained, Mom said "Do the dishes!" I pretend I got pain! Dropped my phone, now the screen got a crack, But that’s just how it goes, ain’t no fixin’ the past! Turned on the game, tryna vibe, tryna chill, WiFi went out—bro, this pain is too real! Tried to make a snack, then I burned my toast, Might as well sleep—yeah, I’m doin’ the most! [Chorus] Life’s a funny movie, I’m the main event, Tryna keep it cool, but the script won’t bend! Every single day got me stuck in a loop, Ayy, I just improvise, gotta do what I do! [Outro] [Spoken, playful tone] Man… I swear, this gotta be a prank, right? Like—where the cameras at? Where Ashton Kutcher at? Nah? Aight… guess we just livin’ like this… Roll credits. [Beat fades out]