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Uranium Rattlesnake Whiskey

Chiptune jazz, Video Game Ost, Ragtime, Tin Pan Alley

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[160bpm]
[beeping intro]
[infomercial pitchman] Try NEW CRACKneoPLAvis! 
I DID, and I've never felt BET-TAH!

[pause]

[rapid legal disclaimer] [hyper melodic] 
May cause,

[verse]
HypERtension, HypOHtension
Malnutrition, Malabsorption
Inflammation, Irritation
Agitation, Disorientation

[bridge] 
Tell your provider if you have kidney or heart problems.

[verse]
Coordination, Discontinuation
Dehydration, Demargination
Desquamation, Discoloring
Excoriation, urge to SING

DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY
BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE
DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY
BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE

[bridge] 
Rare but serious allergic reactions can occur.
(every fucking time)

[verse]
Infiltration, Infestation
Inspiration, Ischematization
Laceration, Maceration
Maturation, Melanization

[bridge] 
Do not take if you are pregnant or have ever met anyone who COULD get pregnant.

[verse]
Sedation, Strangulation
Ulceration, Vascularization
Vomiturition, Xanthopsia gut
Anorexia, Mississippi mud butt

[chorus]
WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE
CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOOUDA GIMMIE
WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE
CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOOUDA GIMMIE

[bridge] 
Do not take if you are allergic to any of its ingredients.
(...and you WILL be)

[verse]
Anesthesia, Paresthesia
Synesthesia, Hypesthesia
Arthralgia, Myalgia starts
Neuralgia, Cannonball farts

[bridge] 
Watch for sudden changes in behavior or suicidal thoughts.

[verse]
Dysuria, Pyuria
Glycosuria, Ketonuria
Chyluria, Nocturia mess
Cylindruria, Buggly-ness

[chorus]
DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY
BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE
DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY
BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE

[bridge] 
Seek immediate care for unusual bleeding from ears or poop chute.

[verse]
Esophagitis, Pharyngitis
Pancreatitis, Peritonitis
Rhinitis, Kill on whim
Vasculitis, Phantom Limb

[bridge] 
May cause Giant Baby Syndrome.

[verse]
Angioedema, Lymphedema
Papilledema, Myxedema
Dermatitis, Man boobs
Gastritis, Monkey pubes

[chorus]
DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY
BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE
DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY
BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE

[bridge] 
Avoid alcohol while taking this medication.

[verse]
Endocarditis, Myocarditis
Pericarditis, Encephalitis
Gastroenteritis, Eye dilation
Blepharitis, Re-tardation

[bridge] 
Report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA.
(outside the office of go fuck yourself)

[verse]
Cirrhosis, Dermatosis
Arthrosis, Nephrosis
Cyanosis, Dyspneeick
Tachypnea, Lazy dick

[chorus]
WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE
CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOUDA GIMMIE
WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE
CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOUDA GIMMIE

[bridge] 
Be sure to ask your healthcare provider if a QUICK and likely PAINFUL death is right for YOU.

[end rapid legal disclaimer]
[pause]
Crackneoplavis has been tested on ALL of the animals.

[unhinged outro]

It's working!

It's working! It's working!

It's working!

It's working! It's working!

It's working!

It's working! It's working!

It's working!

It's working! It's working!

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[160bpm] [beeping intro] [infomercial pitchman] Try NEW CRACKneoPLAvis! I DID, and I've never felt BET-TAH! [pause] [rapid legal disclaimer] [hyper melodic] May cause, [verse] HypERtension, HypOHtension Malnutrition, Malabsorption Inflammation, Irritation Agitation, Disorientation [bridge] Tell your provider if you have kidney or heart problems. [verse] Coordination, Discontinuation Dehydration, Demargination Desquamation, Discoloring Excoriation, urge to SING DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE [bridge] Rare but serious allergic reactions can occur. (every fucking time) [verse] Infiltration, Infestation Inspiration, Ischematization Laceration, Maceration Maturation, Melanization [bridge] Do not take if you are pregnant or have ever met anyone who COULD get pregnant. [verse] Sedation, Strangulation Ulceration, Vascularization Vomiturition, Xanthopsia gut Anorexia, Mississippi mud butt [chorus] WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOOUDA GIMMIE WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOOUDA GIMMIE [bridge] Do not take if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. (...and you WILL be) [verse] Anesthesia, Paresthesia Synesthesia, Hypesthesia Arthralgia, Myalgia starts Neuralgia, Cannonball farts [bridge] Watch for sudden changes in behavior or suicidal thoughts. [verse] Dysuria, Pyuria Glycosuria, Ketonuria Chyluria, Nocturia mess Cylindruria, Buggly-ness [chorus] DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE [bridge] Seek immediate care for unusual bleeding from ears or poop chute. [verse] Esophagitis, Pharyngitis Pancreatitis, Peritonitis Rhinitis, Kill on whim Vasculitis, Phantom Limb [bridge] May cause Giant Baby Syndrome. [verse] Angioedema, Lymphedema Papilledema, Myxedema Dermatitis, Man boobs Gastritis, Monkey pubes [chorus] DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE DO DO DO DIDDY WIDDIE IDDY BOO BOP A WANNA BIDDIE INNIE WINNIE DINNIE [bridge] Avoid alcohol while taking this medication. [verse] Endocarditis, Myocarditis Pericarditis, Encephalitis Gastroenteritis, Eye dilation Blepharitis, Re-tardation [bridge] Report negative side effects of prescription drugs to the FDA. (outside the office of go fuck yourself) [verse] Cirrhosis, Dermatosis Arthrosis, Nephrosis Cyanosis, Dyspneeick Tachypnea, Lazy dick [chorus] WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOUDA GIMMIE WOO WOO WOO SKINNY BINNIE DINNIE CHA CHA BABY GODDA GOUDA GIMMIE [bridge] Be sure to ask your healthcare provider if a QUICK and likely PAINFUL death is right for YOU. [end rapid legal disclaimer] [pause] Crackneoplavis has been tested on ALL of the animals. [unhinged outro] It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working! It's working!

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