[Verse] Dropping toast, watch it fall Buttered side, lands down, that's not all It's a curse, oh, why this way? Every time, I can't catch a break [Verse 2] In the kitchen, making breakfast, feeling fine But the laws of gravity are so unkind Toast slips from my hand, time slows down I see it twirling, heading for the ground [Chorus] Buttered toast, face down, hits the floor 8-bit sounds, I can't take it anymore Oh, the frustration, I'm bound to lose Dropping toast, what's a girl to do?