[Intro] Stop eating the plants Stop eating the plants I'll give you one more chance Don't give me that glance Just stop eating the plants [Verse 1] The spider plant called me It asked me to say That it's tired of being Your personal buffet [Chorus] So stop eating the plants Stop eating the plants I'll give you one more chance Don't give me that glance Just stop eating the plants [Verse 2] You've got fancy cat food You even have catnip So why do my orchids Keep taking the hit? [Chorus] Stop eating the plants Stop eating the plants I'll give you one more chance Don't give me that glance Just stop eating the plants [Bridge] You look so innocent With your little cat face But the fern would testify Your manners are a disgrace [Final Chorus] Stop eating the plants Stop eating the plants You precious, sweet little menace Please… Stop eating the plants
