Audit Me Gently
[intro | heavy bass feedback, fast ticking hi-hat | bass and drums | low to high energy | claustrophobic build] [verse | manic sarcastic delivery | palm-muted frantic guitars, driving bass | high energy | vocal fry] Welcome in, you lost, sweet soul We’ve got truth and total control Hold this can and close your eyes While we rewrite all your lies! [pre-chorus | building tension, gritted teeth | heavy tom beat, scraping guitar chords | building energy | build-up] We’ll find your fear, we’ll name your sin Then sell you light to keep you in We’re not a cult, we’re a VIP Just sign this form — confidentiality! [chorus | aggressive screaming belt | explosive wall of distorted guitars, crash cymbals | maximum energy | raw anger] Audit me gently, break me clean! Spill my guts on a plasma screen! Rewrite my past, retcon my shame! Then bill me twice and change my name! [verse | venomous fast delivery | fast punk strumming, punchy bass | high energy | breathless] We made that gay star straight again He smiles for press, but cries with men You wanna leave? Oh, that’s cute, Let’s leak those tapes from your dispute! They say "free will" — we say “threat” We own your secrets, never forget Run if you like — we’ve got your mom And your therapist, and your palm! [pre-chorus | building tension, mocking sneer | driving toms, dissonant guitar slides | building energy | build-up] Germany called it out as a cult But we prefer “misunderstood result” You’re not a hostage — you’re just confused Your soul’s in debt, and it’s been used! [chorus | aggressive screaming belt, chaotic | explosive wall of distorted guitars, crash cymbals | maximum energy | gang vocals on key phrases] Audit me gently, don’t let me go! Tie my mind up in your golden glow! You promised freedom, but sold me chains! A tax-free hell with a thousand names! [bridge | cold mocking spoken word | heavy solitary bassline, sporadic drum hits | low energy | eerie tension, breakdown] "This interaction is being monitored for your safety. Remember: leaving us is an act of spiritual terrorism." [breakdown | chaotic gang shouts | frantic dissonant guitars, heavy rapid drumming | maximum energy | chaotic build] Xenu’s real and lives in you! We’ve got files and lawyers too! We know your past, your fears, your friends! Our doctrine loves — BUT NEVER ENDS! [chorus | unhinged screaming | frantic punk instrumentation | maximum energy | big finish] Audit me gently, ruin my life! Promise me peace, then twist the knife! I’ll never leave, not by design! I lost my soul at the welcome sign! [outro | breathless paranoid whisper | single ringing dissonant chord fading | low energy | sudden stop] You're one of us now... and there’s no going back.
