[verse 1: male voice] Most days, being a Dad, isn't really that hard... Change some diapers, give em baths...Sundays I mow the yard... But if I had a genie, and the standard 3 wishes... I'd use one to get rid of all these... God Damn Dishes! We're a family of 4! We own service for 12! Why the hell is there NEVER, a clean bowl on the shelf?! It feels like all I ever do, is clean the kitchen! My wife says, if that's my biggest grype, I should quit my bitchin[ Dishes pilin' up (oh no!) Plates and forks and cups (oh no!) [verse 2] She says "clean while you cook" but it's seldom that easy When you're serving 4 people, 6 different things, plus yogurt in a squeezee! I've got a high end dishwasher...I think it's a Bosch. But, who bought all these Bluey cups that...have to be hand washed?! And don't even get me started, on all the food I plate that's wasted... "How do you know you don't like it?! You didn't even taste-it!" After breakfast, lunch and a couple snacks, the dishes are to my knees! Fuck it...Tonight we're going out for Chinese! Dishes pilin' up (oh no!) Plates and forks and cups (oh no!) [verse 3] Is that mustard? What was on this plate? I think it was chicken tenders. Sure, honey I'll make margaritas, if you'll...wash the blender. How about, instead I pour us each some wine? But I'm not gettin' stemware out, this mornings coffee mugs are fine... I'd love to hire help, but that's somethin' I can't afford... Ha! But some days, I'd give my left nut for a clean cutting board! I swear to God! I'll load the dishwasher soon... But please kid, just this once, can you eat your hot dog with a spoon?! Dishes pilin' up (oh no!) Plates and forks and cups (oh no!) Dishes pilin' up (oh no!) Plates and forks and cups (oh no!) Dishes pilin' up (oh no!) Plates and forks and cups (oh no!)