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Lord Bartus Is A Sexy Bitch

For my friend Bart :)
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 AMv4

Ohhh his mohawks so fine he has very white teeth the girls all stand in line as he runs underneath cos one at a time is just so damn passe cos barts in his prime and the ladies all say Lord bartus is a sexy bitch Lord bartus makes my girlparts twitch Lord bartus won't you look my way It really would just make my day Ohhh his butts just so pert He has muscles that bulge He is just such a flirt That the girls must indulge And the ladies they squirt In the hot summertime Cos that open neck shirt Makes Bart look just sublime Ohhhhhh And we just have to say Lord bartus is a sexy bitch Lord bartus makes my girlparts twitch Lord bartus won't you look my way It really would just make my day

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TepidDemigorgon831

TepidDemigorgon831 8w ago

Omg hahahhahaha. I'm glad I was drinking water lol. It's now all over my dog and bed lol. It came out my nose

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Nyoei

Nyoei 8w ago

Well, I couldn't ask for more than that. I am glad it made you laugh :D

Nyoei

Nyoei 8w ago

Written for a dear friend of mine, the spicy lyrics are because he is what it says he is :)

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