[Intro] [Hook] [Break] [Verse 1] Can you feel my heart beating? When I'm lying next to you? These little moments are fleeting. It's just too good to be true. [Pre-Chorus] That's not my heart. (Her Heart!) I just have gas. (Just Gas!) And if you squeeze me any more (Don't Squeeze Her!) I'll be leaking out my ass. (Whoa!) [Chorus] I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) The nastiest kind of poo. I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) And it's all because of you. [Bridge] And I'll never know if I can confess. The way I made your sheets a mess. I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) And it's all because of you. [Break] [Verse 2] Can you find me a change of clothes? The ones I got have been soiled. I think the chicken we ate today Was starting to get spoiled. [Pre-Chorus] It's not a fart. (No Farts!) It's not just gas. (Not Gas!) This is so embarassing. (I'll Bet!) I am leaking out my ass. (Whoa!) [Chorus] I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) The nastiest kind of poo. I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) And it's all because of you. [Bridge] And I'll never know if I can confess. The way I made your sheets a mess. I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) And it's all because of you. [Horn Solo] [Chorus] I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) The nastiest kind of poo. I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) And it's all because of you. I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) The nastiest kind of poo. I have diarrhea. (Diarrhea) And it's all because of you.