[Verse] Hold my eggnog, got the WiFi on blast, Cyber sleighs dashing through the digital mass, Santa on Zoom, wrapping gifts from afar, London lights gleam through my avatar. [Chorus] Cyber Merry Christmas, cheers to the screen, Bytes and megabytes in our festive dream, Trees lights flashing, virtual mistletoe, Snow falling softly on our cyber show. [Verse 2] Virtual carolers, voices in the code, Square pixels twinkling, festive episode, Cookies for the cloud, milk for the drive, Even though we’re apart, the spirit’s alive. [Chorus] Cyber Merry Christmas, cheers to the screen, Bytes and megabytes in our festive dream, Trees lights flashing, virtual mistletoe, Snow falling softly on our cyber show. [Bridge] Family on the flat screen, presents by FedEx, Elf on the shelf, in the Ethernet context, Reindeer emojis, sleighing through the chat, POP and IMAP, Santa might hack that. [Verse 3] Stocking notifications, inboxes unwrap, Yuletide gifs, in a cyber sap, Hologram hugs, from my fam to yours, Across the ocean, we flood the bandwidth floors.