Follower Punk

[Verse: driving garage riff reimagined as fuzzy synth bass; sneering delivery] Hey bro, check my phone, got a million views while I’m sittin’ alone. [Chorus: shouted chant, distorted vocoder gang vocals] I’m a follower punk! Yeah, a follower punk! I’ll change the world with a viral funk. [Verse: clipped, manic sing-speak; rhythm tight] Do a dance, do a stare, brand new cause in my underwear. [Chorus: repeat, louder and more chaotic] I’m a follower punk! Yeah, a follower punk! I’ll save the kids with a viral funk. [Bridge: chaotic glitch jam; warped ad-libs] Scrollin’ justice, streamin’ pain, buy my merch or it’s all in vain. [Outro: sarcastic whisper loop, auto-tuned fade] “smash that like, smash that like, smash that like…”