《我最确定啦！》I’m So Sure!

“I’m So Sure!” is an anthem for the overconfident, underqualified self-appointed experts of the modern world. This song isn’t about actual growth. It’s about faking certainty so loudly, the silence of self-doubt gets drowned out in bass drops. The protagonist? Oh, she’s the one who: “Predicts the future before finishing breakfast.” “Already wrote a life handbook—based on zero real experience.” “Thinks laziness is a spiritual glow-up.” I wrote this to satirize the cult of fake clarity. Because in an era where confidence is currency, who needs accuracy? This isn’t a pop song. It’s a TED Talk hosted by a glittery chaos goblin in pajamas. So if you ever feel unsure about life— Don’t worry. Someone out there is even less sure than you... but they just shout louder. And yes—she probably already turned that into merch.