SWEET CREAM STALLION

SWEET CREAM STALLION [Intro — hazy / pitched vocals] Trance white lights… Sweet cream in the moons crescent shadow like a satellite… Hooves in the vanilla clouds… You already know we gonna bounce bounce bounce… Sweet Cream Stallion… Sweet Cream Stallion… When the whole Earth lose gravity— You hear them sweet hooves and you know you’re saved by the beat. [Chorus — female vocal / Deep House drop] Sweet Cream Stallion, ride’n through the nectarine night, White-gold mane and his eyes shine like blinding lights, Candy Crusaders got me surrounded again— Then I hear four hooves cutting through the wind Sweet Cream Stallion! An absolute Demi-God— hitting clouds like a Pegasus on razor blades in the molten mud— Blunted Bandits got the whole road blocked up and taking all the travels coin— Sweet Cream Stallion shoot through the blockade like a 10,000 degree bullet — Sweet Cream… Sweet Cream… Stallion… When shit in the world don’t seem right— HE ARRIVES LIKE A GUARDIAN OF THE LIGHT BOOM—BOOM—BOOM—BOOM. [Verse 1 — cloud rap] Got lost somewhere past the Honeydew Hills, Watermelon people tryna collect my bills, Green-striped king said, “You ain’t leaving alive,” I said, “Oh shit” Then the Stallion arrived. Cream-colored coat with the vanilla glow, Galloping slow like he already know, Melon guards froze when he stepped through the mist, Horse looked at the king like— “You really wanna do this?” Watermelon spears went flying through the air, Stallion did a spin— cream spray everywhere. Grabbed me by the hoodie, threw me onto his back, Then we disappeared down the Cantaloupe Track. No thank-you needed. No payment made. Sweet Cream Stallion just— SAVES. THE. DAY. [Pre-Drop] If you’re stuck in the a Frost Beasts layer… If you’re lost in moon glazed mist… If you’re let snapped like a twig… Listen… clip… clop… clip… clop… clipclopclipclopclipclop— [DROP — Deep House] SWEET CREAM STALLION! Ride—ride—ride through the apple Red rain, Sweet cream dripping from the golden mane, Ride—ride—ride when I’m in too deep, He don’t want money— HE DON’T EVEN SPEAK. Sweet Cream— Sweet Cream— Sweet Cream— STALLION. DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN— [Verse 2 — Egg Knights] Woke up chained in the Buzzard Kingdom, Cockatoo outside saying, “BOIL HIM ALIVE— IT’LL GO GOOD WITH BUTTER AND CHIVE” Vulture King standing there, sword in wing, Covered in raspberry jam from crushing raspberry peeps — DOESN’T HE KNOW ALL BIRDS HAVE BEAKS? Then— CRASH! Through the stained-glass spearmint window, Sweet Cream Stallion flying in slow-mo, Hooves hit marble— CLACK. CLACK. CLACK. Vulture knights swung once— Got launched through a flapjack. Stallion looked back. I understood. GET ON. We rode through the kitchen, Straight through the gate, Vulture King screaming— “YOU WILL ANSWER TO FATE!” I yelled “No that’s you” and we spouted right outta there [Bridge — dreamy female vocals] Somewhere beyond the Tangerine Sea… There’s a horse that remembers me… Whenever the strange world closes in… Whenever I’m fucked and I cannot win… I hear… clip… clop… clip… clop… And the clouds turn cream again. [Verse 3 — Blunted Bandits] Blunted Bandits on the Blackberry Road, Twelve dudes faded with a wagon full of smoke, Bandit chief said, “Hand over everything you own.” I said— “Can I at least keep my i-phone?” NO. Then the fog got thick, Moon turned white, Something big moving On the ridge to the right. Bandit whispered— “Oh no…” Another said— “The mystical legends are true” Cream mane blowing Through the honeydew. Sweet Cream Stallion walked down that hill, Everybody froze real quick. Still everyone kept smoking real thick. Chief dropped his sword. Bandits dropped the stash. Stallion kicked one wagon and it exploded into a million fucking tiny splinters— WHOOSH. Whole sky went hash. Nobody knows why. Nobody knows where. One second he’s standing there— Next second? Sweet Cream AIR. [Final Chorus — huge Deep House outro] Sweet Cream Stallion, ride through the night, White-gold mane and his eyes shine bright, Singing catfish pirates— The stone wall crew too— Braised Beef Wellington savages from the Horse Water Whoos— ALL FEAR!!! Sweet Cream Stallion! Guardian of the regular folks— Never says a word, Never needs a plan. When the pasta gets deep And you’re sauces burnt in the pan SWEET CREAM STALLION ALWAYS ARRIVES ON TIME. [Final Drop] Sweet Cream… STALLION. Sweet Cream… STALLION. [insane Jimmy Hendrix style electric guitar solo that’s like 20 seconds] [Outro — distant / echoing] Sweet Cream Stallion… Riding through the clouds again… Don’t know from which realm he lives… Don’t know how he moved slow mo… But when you’re in a bind… That motherfucker knows. clip… clop… clip… clop… Sweet Cream… Stallion.