(Verse 1) I burn my toast, end of the world Guess I'm just cursed like that Text my mom, she leaves me on read Oof, better start a GoFundMe I trip on air, scrape my pride Everyone saw, gonna go and hide Doom-scroll 'til my eyes bleed Cryin’ to a cat meme, wow, I'm so unique (Pre-Chorus) Oh no, I lost my cool Again, again, I always do But if you ask, I’m totally fine (Totally, totally, totally fine) (Chorus) I’m overdramatic, tragic, Call me cinematic Blowing up my life like I planned it Oh, it’s a habit Nothing’s that deep but I scream like it’s Titanic Baby, I’m just overdramatic (Post-Chorus) Ooooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Make it a headline, write me a sad line Ooooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nothing’s that bad, but I cry like I flatlined (Verse 2) The WiFi’s slow? I’ll pack my bags Go live off the grid with the deer and the stags I stub my toe? Oh, that's it Cancel my plans, I can’t commit I fall in love, then hate his face In five whole minutes, babe, keep up the pace Call my bestie, "I might die!" She sighs and says "you’re still alive." (Pre-Chorus) Oh no, I lost my cool Again, again, I always do But if you ask, I’m totally fine (Totally, totally, totally fine) (Chorus) I’m overdramatic, tragic, Call me cinematic Blowing up my life like I planned it Oh, it’s a habit Nothing’s that deep but I scream like it’s Titanic Baby, I’m just overdramatic (Bridge – Spoken/Playful) Okay, but like, imagine— What if this is the end? What if my barista hates me? What if my goldfish is plotting revenge?? (Final Chorus) I’m overdramatic, tragic, Call me cinematic Blowing up my life like I planned it Oh, it’s a habit Nothing’s that deep but I scream like it’s Titanic Baby, I’m just overdramatic (Outro – Soft & Sarcastic) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Totally, totally fine Totally, totally fine (But like, am I??)