Viking Bad

[Verse 1] In a time of sword and shield, lived Walter and Jesse, so bold. They weren't chemists, but Viking men, with beards and helmets, they fought again. [Chorus] Breaking Bad in Viking land, with magic mushrooms in their hand. They didn't brew meth, but a magical brew, that made them go berserk and sing a tune. [Verse 2] Instead of an RV, they had a longship, sailing fjords, on a daring trip. They gathered mushrooms from forest and field, and brewed an elixir with a powerful yield. [Chorus] Breaking Bad in Viking land, with magic mushrooms in their hand. They didn't brew meth, but a magical brew, that made them go berserk and sing a tune. [Bridge] With Odin as witness, and Thor as friend, they brewed and drank, again and again. They fought their foes with strength and might, thanks to the mushrooms, they never lost sight. [Chorus] Breaking Bad in Viking land, with magic mushrooms in their hand. They didn't brew meth, but a magical brew, that made them go berserk and sing a tune. [Outro] So remember the tale of Walter and Jesse, Vikings who brewed, and never got messy. With magic mushrooms, they were always ready, for adventure and battle, their hearts were steady.