The Unbearable Weight of Expectation

Hello from everyone, What was your name? We are all happy and need you the same Answer our letters we’ve texted your phone We know that no one is best left alone Best left alone Distance we’ve grown Studies have shown What we have known Hocus-y pocus You’re now our focus In’trest like locusts Your silence awoke us We like puppies! We like puppies! We like puppies! (We so do) We like puppies! We like puppies! We like puppies! (We so do) Just like you We are the pod folks With wisdom of ages News of a hang tonight written in pages New secret handshake and keys to the moon Coven of coolness A new Brigadoon Say that you’re good We know that you can’t be We’ve all the impulse control seen in Aunt Bee Science decided that ennui is chancy Come with us Do you feel drink-y or dance-y? Your favorite movie? Fave-or-it song? I’ve got a feeeling we’ll get along Big smile for me? Just sit next to me Clear up your ass liiike a colonoscopy Sometimes I am ok and then others not a little bit I hear that you are dearly wanting me to play a little skit and try and find a lie that says that I am due for retrofit but I don’t need to be as happy as you I can feel like this I know that you never will get it through your brains’ collective stem that "I don’t know"s a valid feeling, possibly the sum of them I mostly never smile but that’s ok because I’m doing good and I will be as cool as hell if you would tell the brotherhood We copacetic folks? Because I surely find it unappealing when somebody everybody tells me what I should be feeling Save your squealing Let a fella feel whatever hell he wants without a gout of louts about just spouting at him like his aunts Here, I’ll throw bone to you who worry bout my smiley-ness A canine love to shove way up in your collected keyster, yes? I like puppies! I like puppies! I like puppies! (a whole lot) I like puppies! I like puppies! I like puppies! How many puppies you got? One can’t always be happy It helps to have contrast I'm doing fine Glad that you asked