[lyrics by Andrew Buller, tune by suno.com - created in Canterbury, Kent - 30/10/24] [short instrumental] all you can eat it says all you can eat all you can eat! take a seat o take a seat! [short instrumental] [chorus] mayday! mayday! it's a carvery mayday! it's carvery mayhem carvery mayhem o where to begin? where to begin? [short instrumental] [verse 1] help me! help me! I'm drowning, drowning drowning in the rising seas of gravy it's pouring out of the boats the gravy boats that's what they're there for that's what they're there for [short instrumental] [chorus] mayday! mayday! it's a carvery mayday! it's carvery mayhem carvery mayhem o where to begin? where to begin? [short instrumental] [verse 2] eat your way out eat your way out throw out the yorkshire pudding dinghies scoop with the broccoli umbrellas ladle the peas, ladle the peas no, don't get distracted by the peas the roast potatoes, the roast potatoes mash them, mash them mash them, mash them [short instrumental] [chorus] mayday! mayday! it's a carvery mayday! it's carvery mayhem carvery mayhem o where to begin? where to begin? [short instrumental] [verse 3] o where is the meat? o where is the meat? I know she's under there somewhere turkey, gammon, pork, beef who can ever decide? [short instrumental] [chorus] mayday! mayday! it's a carvery mayday! it's carvery mayhem carvery mayhem o where to begin? where to begin? [instrumental] [verse 4] eat (eat) eat (eat) eat (eat) eat (eat) eat (eat) eat (eat) eat (eat) eat (eat) and relief relief it's starting to subside groan, groan now the rising tide's rising inside as down the chair I slide [short instrumental] next time it says all you can eat go easy on the gravy go easy on the gravy