Take Your Filters Off When You Post

[Verse: sunny synth chords; chipper mock-pop croon] Someday soon we’ll all be real, share our face without the seal. Selfie lines and makeup ghosts, filters gone from every post. [Chorus: cheery camp-harmony, but detuned at edges] Take your filters off when you post, show the feed what matters most. Take your filters off when you post, you’ll get likes from coast to coast. [Verse: sing-song bounce, ironic cheer] Authenticity’s a brand, cry on cue, it’s all pre-planned. Hashtag raw, but staged with care, truth is just a viral stare. [Chorus: repeat, voices layered like a fake jingle] Take your filters off when you post, show the feed what matters most. Take your filters off when you post, you’ll get likes from coast to coast. [Outro: sudden glitch collapse; faint voice repeating] ...be yourself... be yourself... (be sure to hit subscribe).