The ballad of Mary's summer and Mitch the bitch

(Verse 1) Dennis sits and frowns, Rosary dreams in a dusty old town, But they’re destined for the rat, he knows, Oh, the beads will never be his woes. Mitch the bitch was breathing on me, Now I’m coughing like a stormy sea. NERHISTCACK – I feel so sick, This ain't a song; it's a fevered trick. (Chorus) Summer of the Moving Mary’s, Oh, the stumps gave up on Uncle Mike, He’s driving trains, can’t swing or strike, His nose so big, it blocks the night. That's right, that's right, that's right, that’s right, that’s right! (Verse 2) Percy Pigs taste nice, so sweet, Sean the snake threw our stuff in the street, What a ditch-crawling, slithering cunt, Took our dreams and gave them the punt. Jess went for a tai massage, They beat her down, left her in a barrage, Tis awful sad, that’s right, that’s right, That’s right, that’s right, that’s right all night. (Spoken Commercial) Narrator: "Are you struggling with confidence in intimate moments? Try ZAPRA 3000. Guaranteed to lift your spirits and more... Remember, this is for men who demanding the hardest NER HEIST COCK in town Background Voice: "これはお茶です. It’s just tea." Narrator: "Side effects may include sadness, train whistles, and Mitch breathing on you." NER HEIST KACK NER HEIST KACK (Verse 3) The Eyon Cup NFL game went great, Boost in a Teen Titans Go cup, our fate, Leonard’s crowned stingkiest, oh how they smell, Victory tastes like shame as well. (Bridge) Uncle Mike’s nose out the train, The wind bends backward, we’re all in pain. The stumps start snagging, no one wins, And cricket weeps for his sins. (Final Chorus) Summer of the Moving Mary’s, NERHISTCACK how the rosary fades, From rats to rails and Boost parades, That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, we prayed. What a summer, What a tale to sing— Mary’s gone, but we’ll keep breathing.