I Went Viral
[Verse 1] [Guitar Intro Solo] It was late, I was bored, thought I’d make ‘em sweat, “Five hundred nuggets, can you handle that?” The guy at the speaker just coughed and said, “Uh… you sure, man? You’ll end up dead.” The line didn’t move, and the clock just dragged, Sweat on my lip, stomach waving a flag. That corner-store pizza, yeah, it came back loud, Now I’m dry-heaving hard with a growing crowd. Hands on the dash, head to the seat, I’m painting my car like a masterpiece. It’s dripping, it’s pooling, the smell won’t fade, The fries in my cupholder met their grave. The guy at the window’s filming me raw, While I’m wiping my face with my own damn paw. What started as a joke left me broken and beaten, I went viral... for all the wrong reasons. I went viral, blew up fast, But the punchline hit, and I’m the ass. Now I’m memed from here to Sweden, ‘Cause I went viral... for all the wrong reasons. I went viral, blew up fast, But the punchline hit, and I’m the ass. Now I’m memed from here to Sweden, Oh mom I went viral... but for all the wrong reasons. [Guitar Solo] [Verse 2] The guy at the window waves me aside, “Five hundred nuggets? You’ll need to bide time. Pull to the lot, give us twenty or so,” So I park by a bush, feeling ready to blow. That corner-store pizza makes its return, My stomach’s on fire, it’s starting to churn. I open the door, think I’ve got control, But it all comes out in a spiraling roll. It’s all on the ground, and people slow down, Phones in the air like I’m the talk of the town. “Yo, is he okay?” someone shouts from afar, While another guy laughs, “Man, he’s takin’ it hard!” When the worker shows up with a sack in hand, He takes one look and just changes his plan. The prank’s a disaster, I’m barely breathin’, But I went viral... for all the wrong reasons. [Hook] I went viral, blew up fast, But the punchline hit, and I’m the ass. Now I’m memed from here to Sweden, ‘Cause I went viral... for all the wrong reasons. I went viral, blew up fast, But the punchline hit, and I’m the ass. Now I’m memed from here to Sweden, Oh mom I went viral... but for all the wrong reasons.
