[Irish Music intro] [Verse] This is a message for the Irish nation St Patrick's Day requires concentration As the Guinness pours into the glass It'll help to understand the phrase Mind your P's and Q's It means pints and quarts Pints and quarts [Chorus] Mind your P's and Q's Pints and quarts Mind your P's and Q's Pints and quarts [bagpipe solo] [Verse 2] As you celebrate St Patrick's Day Whether in Ireland or the USA The beer is flowing It's a day to enjoy But just remember the phrase Mind your P's and Q's Pints and quarts Pints and quarts [Chorus] Mind your P's and Q's Pints and quarts Mind your P's and Q's Pints and quarts [Bridge] Alabaster Slyde Alabaster Slyde Say it Alabaster Slyde We can't, ..... hear, you. Alabaster Slyde [bagpipe solo] [Verse 3] Mind your P's and Q's Pints and quarts Mind your P's and Q's Pints and quarts Please Drink Responsibly - Know Your Limit - Don't Drive, Get a Ride, Stay Alive. [end]