╭─────────────────.★..─╮ "two left shoes" Song by ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ Lyrics and arrangement by ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ Copyright © 2026 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ www.suno.com/@spikey76 ╰─..★.─────────────────╯ "two left shoes" when you got two right feet ─..★.────────────────── ──────────────────.★..─ The universe seems to balance out, when a windfall lands, disaster zeros my account, any good luck is soon offset, With a downfall I don’t quite get. I don’t feel cursed, I don’t feel blessed, Just somewhere in-between, I guess, Like there’s a force I just can’t see, That keeps working against me_. ─..★.────────────────── ──────────────────.★..─ got a new girl, she met someone else, got a new car, had an accident, won on a scratcher, received a fine, if fate weren't so cruel, I might be alright_. ─..★.────────────────── Feels like i got, two right feet, and two left shoes, feels like I never get what I choose, For me this is just how life seems to go, happiness corrected by upcoming woes_. no matter the direction I wanna go_, seems like the universe conspires to say no, don't know what I did, to earn this misery, guess i'm just down to be, –the unluckiest man in his~tory_. ──────────────────.★..─ ─..★.────────────────── I bite my tongue and taste my pride, Watching good intentions gently die, Every time I start to believe, The rug gets pulled from under me_. I don’t need much, I don’t ask for glory, Just one good break in this running story, If this is balance, then please explain, how being decent is rewarded with pain_. ──────────────────.★..─ got a new job, they withdrew the offer, moved home, along with my mother, booked a holiday, ended up sick, if the universe conspires, it's to ruin my desires_, ─..★.────────────────── ──────────────────.★..─ Feels like i got, two right feet, and two left shoes, feels like I never get what I choose, For me this is just how life seems to go, happiness corrected by upcoming woes_. no matter the direction I wanna go_, seems like the universe conspires to say no, don't know what I did, to earn this misery, guess i'm just down to be, –the unluckiest man in his~tory_. ─..★.────────────────── Maybe one day, my luck will come in, If the universe keeps tabs, i'm due for a win, I hope_, I laugh_, I finally_ see, The universe is mocking_ me_, ──────────────────.★..─ ─..★.────────────────── –the unluckiest man in his~tory_. Mm-mm… da-da-dum… ──────────────────.★..─ Copyright © 2026 ꌗꉣꀤꀘꍟꌩ
