You Ain't Never Done This

[verse 1] Stench in the air, pot and booze Party animals with nothing to lose Lost in a vile smoke filled lair Did not see it coming, caught in a snare No man of the world, I did not know Being of the male kind, you go with the flow [chorus] She took my hand, walked up the stairs Heard her say "I will take away your cares" My nerves were pushing me toward the door She said hon, you ain't never done this before [verse 2] A pure amateur, not even a pretender Did not even know where to send her Was it real or some kind of wild delusion Got the wrong guy in all the confusion She sure knew, got me to react The body knows and that's a fact [chorus] She took my hand, walked up the stairs Heard her say "I will take away your cares" My nerves were pushing me toward the door She said hon, you ain't never done this before (dobro solo) [Bridge] Well she said get the hell out of bed So up I jumped, face scarlet red You just can't prepare for the first time Just so lost, and it's truly a crime Was it a fantasy, or was it real All I know, didn't seal the deal [final chorus] She took my hand, walked up the stairs Heard her say "I will take away your cares" My nerves were pushing me toward the door Hard to be cool, calm and collected Must been some reason I was selected Something happed before I was ejected [Outro] Hon, you never done this before, Well it's time to pop your cherry No idea times would be merry Next time, remember to shut the door