[Intro] (Upbeat power chords on ukulele, funky 808s, stuttering vocal sample: spooky… spooky bitches…) (Ad-lib: yeah, I love 'em, what?) [Verse 1] I met a girl with black lipstick and a pentacle tattoo She said her ex was a demon, I said, "Baby, me too" She reads my tarot cards and tells me I'm the fool Then she hexes all my haters while she's skipping school Met another one in Salem, she was dancing in the rain Had a crystal in her pocket and a ghost inside her brain She drinks her coffee black and howls at the moon I asked her if she's single, she said, "Baby, not for you" [Pre-Chorus] They love the dark, the weird, the wild, the strange They'll put a spell on you and call it love exchange Why am I so drawn to them? Why do I fall so fast? Because they see the beauty in the things that never last [Chorus] I love spooky bitches, they're my favorite kind The ones who talk to spirits and don't ever mind If I'm a little broken, a little strange, a little sad They just laugh and say, "Babe, that's why you're rad" I love spooky bitches, from the graveyard to the club They'll dance with all my demons, then give my soul a hug Black nails, black heart, black cat on the floor Spooky bitches got me coming back for more [Verse 2] She's got a Ouija board collection and a skull upon her shelf She says the house is haunted, but I think it's just herself She wears her grandmother's veil and her mother's silver cross She says she's into chaos, but I know she's just the boss Told me she could curse my bloodline, but she'd rather make me tea Then she read my astrology and said I'm meant to be With a witch who loves the moonlight and the darkness in my chest I said, "Baby, put that spell on me, I'm ready for the rest" [Pre-Chorus] They love the dark, the weird, the wild, the strange They'll put a spell on you and call it love exchange Why am I so drawn to them? Why do I fall so fast? Because they see the beauty in the things that never last [Chorus] I love spooky bitches, they're my favorite kind The ones who talk to spirits and don't ever mind If I'm a little broken, a little strange, a little sad They just laugh and say, "Babe, that's why you're rad" I love spooky bitches, from the graveyard to the club They'll dance with all my demons, then give my soul a hug Black nails, black heart, black cat on the floor Spooky bitches got me coming back for more [Bridge] (Stripped back, funky bass, playful delivery) She'll take you to the cemetery and bring a picnic basket She'll ask about your birth chart while you're lying in the casket She's got a sixth sense for the way you try to hide And she'll love you in the shadows where the other people hide So if you see me walking with a witch on Halloween night Just know I finally found the one who treats my darkness right [Final Chorus] (Full energy, gang vocals on "spooky bitches") I love spooky bitches, they're my favorite kind The ones who talk to spirits and don't ever mind If I'm a little broken, a little strange, a little sad They just laugh and say, "Babe, that's why you're rad" I love spooky bitches, from the graveyard to the club They'll dance with all my demons, then give my soul a hug Black nails, black heart, black cat on the floor Spooky bitches got me coming back for more [Outro] (Ukulele and power chords fade, stuttering vocal sample: spooky… spooky bitches…) (One final 808 hit, then silence)


