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Cooler in Mayonnaise #CoolerInMay

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⭐️]> #coolerInMay ⭐️]> come shine with us! ✨
May 27, 2025 at 5:20 PMv4.5

🍞 #coolerInMay Challenge 🍞 DURING MAY MONTH! 🍞 ⇣⇣⇣ ⇣⇣⇣ ⇣⇣⇣ ⇣⇣⇣ ⇣⇣⇣ ________________________________ ⚠️ Don't forget to like and check the #CoolerInMay Playlist : https://suno.com/playlist/0e73a086-3b14-4fd2-8303-1f248dccf439 ________________________________ Hey friends! May has arrived – the sun is shining, birds are singing, and Cool happy Cissa 👑 ( @coolhapoy ) just couldn't sit still, dropping a magical spell: "Cooler in May"! 🎶🔥 And Suno surprised us again with an explosive beta version 4.5 – which means it's time for a MEGA PARTY! 🎉 What are we doing? Easy peasy! We're turning up the joy with our #CoolerInMay challenge – where you create your own cool song ! Any style, any language, just pure fun. 🎵✨ 🎉 How to Participate? 1️⃣ Get Inspired Listen to Cissa's joyful track: 🔗 “Cooler in May” https://suno.com/song/ae1ede31-bcf5-4e4b-8563-a023af8a340d 2️⃣ Create Your Track ✅ Any rhythm – from Balkan folk to cosmic synth ✅ Any lyrics – in any language, even made-up! ✅ Any time – but the sooner = the cooler! 3️⃣ Publish it : 📌 Add the tag in your Title: #coolerInMay 📌In the "Add a Caption" field, paste: “⭐️]> #coolerInMay ⭐️]> come shine with us! ✨ ” 4️⃣ Comment Here (Cissa is busy – dancing non-stop!) 🔔 Tag ⭐️]> quql⭐️]> ( @quql ) in a comment under this post: 🔗 Official Challenge Post https://suno.com/song/cfa593e2-bdb0-4baf-a782-8b9e97a6bc88?show_comments=true 5️⃣ Watch It Go VIRAL 🎧 All tracks will be featured in a playlist! 🏆 The most creative entries will get a special shoutout from Cissa! 👑 ________________________________ [Intro - fridge hum… ominous cork pop… slippery jar squelch] So… three days before the end of May, and this guy - quql? kugl? (qwooo-k’l?) I don’t know how to pronounce it, but my socks trembled... He drops a comment like a coded mayo prophecy: "Where’s your track, Salad?" I opened the fridge to think… …and the BIG jar fell. Now I’m knee-deep in mayonnaise. My socks? Soaked. My destiny? Cooler. Cooler in… Mayonnaise. Let’s slip. [Verse 1] Slid out the kitchen like a soup in a suit, Socks squishin’ with style, I’m the slippery brute. Shirt stuck to my chest like a cling-wrap sin, Dropped the jar - now I’m baptized in sandwich skin. One jar? Nah, six fell like dominoes, Whole floor lookin’ like a condiment expo. I slipped, I spun, I whispered “olé…” Croutons applauded - it’s my ballet. [Pre-Chorus] Slather the fate... Soak up the sound... Slick like a prophecy... Feet off the ground... [Chorus] I’m cooler in mayonnaise, no lie, no cap, I moonwalked off a rug into a mayo trap. Mayo in my hair, mayo on my floor, I ain’t sweatin’ May, I’m just beggin’ for more. Cooler in mayonnaise, it’s my origin myth, Slipped into legend with a sandwich wish. Hot in July? Pfft, I’ll slide away, 'Cause I’m cooler… Cooler in Mayonnaise. [Verse 2] I fought a pickle armed with baby forks, Duked it out while mayo lit up like sparks. My shadow’s a spatula, my cape’s aioli, I pirouette through messes, mayo-fied and holy. I got invited to a crisper drawer rave, Mayo fog thick, we couldn’t behave. A tomato wept. A cheese block prayed. I slipped on a song and the chorus played. [Bridge] They told me: “You’ll never be fresh again…” But I? I became the sauce. [Final Chorus] Cooler in mayonnaise, cream of the crop, Mayo in my lungs but I never stop. I slipped so hard I entered a new plane, And shouted my chorus through sandwich rain. Cooler in mayonnaise, no need to explain, I’m the prince of the fridge, the sultan of stain. You try to sweat? I just emulsify. 'Cause Makin’Salad’s slip never runs dry. [Outro] My socks… still cold. My heart… still cool. mayo never sweats. salad never forgets.

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13 Comments

juiwaters

juiwaters 7w ago

Gee you really made this song come alive👍

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Thanks for hearing the chaos come to life! 🙌

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AdelaDeMort

AdelaDeMort 7w ago

Great fun song👏🙌🙌

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

😊🫶

Winslow

Winslow 7w ago

loved it🔥

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Appreciate the love! 🙏

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裴芸PuiWan

裴芸PuiWan 7w ago

i love it! the absurdcore style is so unexpected and fun....❤️❤️👏🏻

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Happy you enjoyed it! 🫶

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⭐️]> quql⭐️]>

⭐️]> quql⭐️]> 7w ago

Oi ya mayo-mad legend! 🌪️ This track’s slicker than a snag on a Bunnings roof! ‘I’m cooler in mayonnaise’? Bloody oath—ya turned a fridge disaster into a condiment opera! 🥼💦 Slippery socks, crouton applause & pickle duels? Art. Cissa’s party’s now a mayo rave—pass the baby forks & let’s emulsify till the toast sings! 🎤🍞
🪀 ・⊹・Cissa! 👑・⊹・ & ・⊹・quql⭐️・⊹・ This banger’s a mayo tornado in a fridge symphony—chaotic, creamy & 100% genius! 🥼🎻 #MayoBallet

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Appreciate the love! 🫂

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🏳️‍⚧Mar Rod🏳️‍🌈1.0k Followers-Thanks!

🏳️‍⚧Mar Rod🏳️‍🌈1.0k Followers-Thanks! 7w ago

This is art in emulsified form. A surreal ode to domestic chaos and mayo destiny. Dancing through condiment puddles has never felt so epic. The imagery, the rhythm, the delirious storytelling… and that chorus sticks like a jar lid in summer! “I’m cooler in mayonnaise” is now a cosmic mantra. Thank you for this gem, Makin’Salad. My socks are trembling too. And my spirit… slips. 🧦✨🥪

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Your spirit slips, my salad flips. We ride the mayo waves now. 🤟

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ᴍɪᴀ ʟᴜɴᴀ 🍒

ᴍɪᴀ ʟᴜɴᴀ 🍒 7w ago

After this song, mayo suddenly seems way more appealing. Loved it — had such a blast! 🤗💚✨🥗🎶

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Haha yesss!! 😄 Who knew mayo could be this iconic, right? So glad you had fun <3 it's all about bringing the weird salad vibes to life 🥗💥 Stay slippery, my friend! #CoolerInMayonnaise

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Cool Happy Cissa

Cool Happy Cissa 7w ago

Hey …. So cool ! Can we make salad with your mayo ?
We are all cooler in mayonnaise! 🆒🆒🆒cream of the crop! 🆒🆒🆒

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Ayy let's mix it, flip it, make it divine -
Cool mayo vibes in a creamy rhyme! Toss that salad, hit that drop, we're slippin' in style - cream of the crop! 🥗🫶

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Drakzia 🔥💙

Drakzia 🔥💙 7w ago

Dans la mayonnaise jusqu'au coup!!!j'suis fan!!!🔥💙👍

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Et moi j`suis tombé tête première dedans 😅 Merci infiniment, mayo love from the fridge to la France! 🙌

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AIMORI (Took a break until Friday)

AIMORI (Took a break until Friday) 7w ago

This is sick, really. Absolutely diggin on this flow, nice! 🙌🔥😍

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

I was slip-slidin' through syllables like mayo on tile... glad the flow stuck the landing (unlike me) 👀

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MiN

MiN 7w ago

Gotta luv that title Salad definitley #Cooler in Mayo😂♥️💕

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Makin'Salad 👀

Makin'Salad 👀Creator 7w ago

Haha thank you! Glad you're vibin' with the creamy madness! 🫶

MontPhoenix

MontPhoenix 7w ago

🙌🙌🙌🙌

heyguysitsmetennisball

heyguysitsmetennisball 7w ago

omw to play this at the sperm bank