Lazy Cowboy Blues

[Verse] I wanna drink a beer feel it hit my soul But the fridge is too far that’s a heavy toll I wanna kill a deer like a cowboy king But my feet won’t move not a single thing [Verse 2] I wanna ride a horse feel the wild wind blow But Netflix calls me with another show I wanna set fire to a mountain high But my blanket’s warm and I can’t comply [Chorus] I’m a dreamer in my head a cowboy through and through But this couch has got me tighter than a rodeo lasso I wanna conquer the world do it all in my dreams But reality’s too far so I’ll just let it stream [Verse 3] I wanna piss in the fountain just to make a splash But the bathroom’s closer I can make that dash I wanna fight a bear with my bare two hands But I’d rather scroll TikTok and avoid those plans [Bridge] Oh the wild calls me but I hit ignore This lazy life’s got me glued to the floor I’ll be a legend someday in my own mind But for now this couch is my only grind [Chorus] I’m a dreamer in my head a cowboy through and through But this couch has got me tighter than a rodeo lasso I wanna conquer the world do it all in my dreams But reality’s too far so I’ll just let it stream