
Gasping!
[Intro] [Verse 1] I set out this morning with my shopping list in hand Water bottle packed, thought I had this shit planned Through the grocery aisles, I'm feeling quite alright But there's this whisper in my brain like a parasite [Chorus] I'm craving, I'm gasping for a cup of tea This water's fucking useless, juice can't set me free My taste buds are screaming, my soul is on its knees My brains so gone, I'm gasping for a tea! [Verse 2] Down at the beach, I'm sipping lemonade Out in the wilderness with only water to my aid At the park I'm tired with what I've got to drink My heart knows what it wants, it's driving me to the brink [[Chorus] I'm craving, I'm gasping for a cup of tea This water's fucking useless, juice can't set me free My taste buds are screaming, my soul is on its knees My brains so gone, I'm gasping for a tea! [Bridge] Earl Grey, English Breakfast, maybe PG Tips I don't give a damn what kind as long as it hits my lips The kettle's on the counter, calling out my name Without my daily cuppa, I'll go fucking insane! [Verse 3] I stumble through the front door, throw my keys aside Head straight to the kitchen, nowhere left to hide Fill up that kettle, hear that gorgeous sound In three to five minutes, my salvation will be found [Final Chorus] I was craving, I was gasping, for a cup of tea That water was fucking useless, juice couldn't set me free But now I'm sipping heaven, as happy as can be No more cussing, no more gasping for a cup of tea! [Outro] AHHHH... that's the fucking stuff! Now I can face the world again... ...Until tomorrow's goddamn shopping trip!

