[Intro] [D-minor cinematic strings orchestration] [High-pitched synth sirens and rhythmic turntable scratching] [Heavy syncopated slap bass slides following a punchy kick] [Verse 1] [Aggressive American hip-hop flow] [Boom-bap synthesized beat with high-tuned snare] Sitting in the club, I'm lonely most nights. In walked this girl, right into my sights, Next thing you know, it was time to go, Back to her place and we got into our flow. [Music cuts to dead silence except for heavy palm-muting] This is now the part where my story ends, Eyes open wide, my nightmare begins... [Pre-Chorus] [Tension build] [Distorted electric guitars hit massive heavy power chords] [Turntable scratch drop] All up in the dark, down in those thighs, Now Im screaming, its burning my eyes, [Vocal shift: sudden explosive shouted metal core belt] flipped the fucking light switch, what do I see? Blue Waffle Surprise staring right back at me. [Chorus] [Massive nu-metal explosion] [Thick layered shouting melodic choruses] [Frequent open hi-hat accents and driving electronica synth beats] Blue waffle surprise, Blue waffle surprise, [Verse 2] [Sudden gear shift: Future Speed Rap Chopper flow] [Rapid fire aggressive American cadence] [Dramatic future orchestral strings and staccato piano chords] Blinded in both eyes and my penis just died I don't believe my testicles actually cried Staring into nothing, I'm hollow and crazy, mind is vacant as my eye turns lazy. never knew a ride down this vaginal slide, Could so very utterly destroy my pride. [Pre-Chorus] [Crescendo: high-speed rapcore delivery] [Guitars transition to rapid syncopated palm-muted chugs] Nuclear holocaust and total genocide Nothing as destructive as blue waffle surprise [Chorus] [Full band weight re-engages, crushing rap-rock bounce] [Shouted vocal harmony layers] Blue Waffle surprise, Blue Waffle surprise, [Verse 3] [Horrorcore theatrical delivery] [Eerie piano notes over heavy slap bass groove] Boom tube appears as you're open wide, Darksied and Desaad screaming this pussy's fried, Apokolips blots out the sky as the Para-demons glide. [Chorus] [Full ensemble intensity] [Screaming synth sirens in background] Blue waffle surprise, Blue Waffle surprise, [Bridge] [Dynamic drop: Future electronic funk beat] [Clean bass tracking the kick drum tightly] [Rhythmic, conversational rap delivery] Kamikaze pilots crashing their planes, A hundred thousand tons of runaway train, Five thousand degrees of napalm rain, There is nothing in this world to vanquish your stain. [Instrumental Beat Break] [Turntable scratch solo mixed with aggressive alternative rock guitar riffing] [Dramatic symphonic strings swell] [Verse 4] [Speed rap acceleration, maximum velocity American chopper style] Staring into nothing, im hollow and crazy, mind is vacant as my eye turns lazy. [Pre-Chorus] [Shouted vocal delivery alternating rapidly with hyper-fast syllables] never knew a ride down this vaginal slide, Could so utterly destroy my pride. Blinded in both eyes and my penis just died I dont believe my testicles actually cried [Outro] [Climactic peak volume, full nu-metal / underground alternative rock chaos] [Sustained aggressive metal scream] Nuclear holocaust and total genocide Nothing as destructive blue waffle surprise Blue waffle surprise Blue waffle surprise I'll always rue the day that I opened those thighs [Outro Break] [Guitars ring out in heavy feedback distortion] [Final turntable record-stop scratch effect] [End]
