Simply Depressed (parody of Simply the Best - Tina Turner)

[Verse 1] I reach for my phone like it might reply Blue light burning, another quiet lie When the weekend comes It gives me nothing I need Just a room full of hours And a mind that won’t sleep Every thought speaks a language I never asked to learn Mmm, and it can’t be wrong Take my calm and make it gone, baby [Chorus] You’re simply depressed Sadder than all the rest Sadder than anyone Anyone I’ve ever met [Verse 2] I’m stuck in my head I hang on every regret Plans fall apart I would rather be dead In the mirror I see Every doubt from every day In my eyes I get lost I get washed away Just as long as I’m here on this couch I could not be in a worse place [Chorus] You’re simply depressed Sadder than all the rest Sadder than anyone Anyone I’ve ever met [Post-Chorus] I’m stuck in my head I hang on every regret Don’t pull me apart, no, no I would rather be dead [Verse 3] Each time the sun comes up, I lose control Another morning walks off with my soul I can feel the weight even when I’m alone Oh brain, just let go [Bridge] Ooh, it’s the worst, ooh Heavier than all the rest Heavier than anyone Anyone I’ve ever met Ooh, I’m stuck in my head I hang on every regret Don’t tear me apart, no, no I would rather be dead [Chorus] You’re simply depressed Sadder than all the rest Sadder than anyone Anyone I’ve ever met [Outro] I’m stuck in my head, baby I hang on every regret Don’t tear me apart, no, no, no I would rather be dead Oh, it’s the worst Yeah, sadder than all the rest Sadder than anyone Anyone I’ve ever met