Am I In Love (Or Just Incontinent)

**(Verse 1)** Saw you across the crowded room, a vision fair and bright My stomach did a sudden flip, bathed in the pale moonlight Or was that fluorescent glare? My memory's getting hazy This feeling deep inside my gut is driving me quite crazy My palms began to sweat, I felt a sudden, urgent need Is this the thrill of romance, or just some dodgy feed? A rumble started low and deep, a subterranean groan Is that my heart that skips a beat, or something best unknown? *+(Chorus)** Oh, tell me, is this love I feel? This pressure down below? This rising heat, this desperate plea, does my affection grow? Or is it just the greasy food I bravely ate last night? Am I in love, or just incontinent and gripped with sudden fright? These butterflies, they flutter so... or is that trapped wind's plight? This urgent clenching, is it passion... or holding on real tight? **(Verse 2)** You glanced my way, a gentle smile, my knees began to quake Or maybe it's a tremor from the risk I'm 'bout to take My breathing's getting shallow now, my vision starts to blur Is this the swoon of true desire, or something... sinister? I try to think poetic thoughts, of roses, stars, and lace But all that comes to mind right now is finding a safe space This cramping feels significant, profound, and truly real Is this love's painful, burning ache, or just my last night's meal? **(Chorus)** Oh, tell me, is this love I feel? This pressure down below? This rising heat, this desperate plea, does my affection grow? Or is it just the questionable chicken from yesterday? Am I in love, or just incontinent and trying not to spray? These butterflies, they flutter so... or is that trapped wind's plight? This urgent clenching, is it passion... or holding on real tight? **(Bridge - Epic)** The moment nears, a point of dread! This feeling takes its hold! Will angels sing above my head, Or horrors soon unfold?! **(Dramatic Synth Solo)** **(Chorus)** Oh, tell me, is this love I feel?! This PRESSURE down below! This rising HEAT, this desperate PLEA, does my AFFECTION GROW?! Or is it just the dodgy chili dog I shouldn't have consumed?! Am I in love, or just incontinent and frankly, feeling doomed?! These BUTTERFLIES, they FLUTTER SO... or is that trapped wind's PLIGHT?! This URGENT CLENCHING, IS IT PASSION... OR HOLDING ON ALL NIGHT?! (And failing!) **(Outro)** Hold on...hold on…let go…