
👽🚀 CUTE ALIEN GIRL THAT DOES ALIEN ONLYFANS
[Intro — Male] Yee-haw! Houston, we got a problem! She ain't from around here— But she sure knows how to shake up my whole damn galaxy! [Verse 1 — Male] Met a cute alien girl at the edge of town, Three blue eyes and a silver sundress on, She said, “Earth boy, wanna take a ride?” I said, “Girl, I ain't scared of a UFO tonight!” She got a spaceship parked behind the barn, Chrome-plated saucer with a tractor alarm, She makes space videos, got the whole galaxy hooked, Every alien online saying, “Girl, you got 'em shook!” [Female Alien — playful] Beep-beep, baby, welcome to my zone, I got cosmic subscribers calling my phone, Moonwalk in my boots, make the whole ship bounce, Earth boy acting crazy when I start to announce— [Chorus — Both] She's a cute alien girl, straight outta space, Got a mischievous smile and a dangerous face, She runs AlienFans and she's breaking the net, Selling cosmic selfies with a flying saucer set! [Male] Yee-haw! [Female Alien] Take me to your leader! [Male] Girl, I'm trying—but you're driving me insane! [Verse 2 — Male] She got green boots, purple hair, Little antenna sticking straight up in the air, She drinks moonshine—says it's “rocket fuel,” Then steals my truck like an alien fool! She said, “Baby, I don't need no GPS,” Then landed my pickup on the roof of a CVS, Now the cops got questions and the cows got scared, And my alien girlfriend's livestreaming from upstairs! [Female Alien] Earth boy, earth boy, don't be shy, I got a million little satellites in the sky, Everybody watching when I hit that groove, Now shake your boots when I say— [Male] “PROBE!” [Female Alien] No! We're dancing! [Chorus — Both] She's a cute alien girl, straight outta space, Got a mischievous smile and a dangerous face, Got the whole damn galaxy watching her page, And I'm just trying to survive another date! [Bridge — Female Alien] Ooooh, cosmic lover, Flying undercover, Two hearts, three moons, And a spaceship full of trouble! [Male] I knew I should've stayed home... [Female Alien] Too late, cowboy! [Breakdown — Both] BANJO! 808! ALIEN! EARTH DATE! Cowboy boots—stomp! Spaceship—zoom! Alien girl—boom! Whole damn galaxy—BOOM! [Final Chorus] She's a cute alien girl, causing a scene, Craziest little space queen I've ever seen, AlienFans blowing up every night, And she's laughing while she's flying my truck into the moonlight! [Outro — Female Alien] Take me to your leader... [Male] Girl, I'm pretty sure that's me now. [Female Alien] Hehehe... yee-haw, Earth boy. 👽 [Male] I am NEVER dating humans again.

