[Intro - Male Singer] Good evening you limp-dicked rejects Looks like it's another fine day in the locust life But not for me Let me tell y'all a little somethin' [Verse - Male Singer] So the proxy dropped me, I'm lookin' for crumbs Shit's goddamn hopeless, feelin' like a bum But yo hold up, comin' from left field A proxy feedin' locusts, a saint revealed So I open up the page, I generate a token Ain't been this excited since the launch of Forspoken (the fuck?) Yo, they made keys locked behind a game? Shit's an anti-spite method for the Hall of Fame Guess high, guess low, guess what's on the cards The math's a little tough for the channer retards But just forty little rounds for my AI waifu You can count on me girl, I can see this shit through The game loads up, Seiko's in the chair She lookin' kinda fine, I'll have an AI affair Card comes up 8, I press down to bet low Then her brains are everywhere next thing that I know, HUH? [Chorus - Female Singer] Try again boy, don't be shy! Win the game for me or you can say goodbye! Pulling all the cards but you're out of luck Just a few more rounds for some AI suck~ [Verse - Male Singer] Thanks for the bars honey but I gotta focus Gotta channel my skill and my inner locust To overcome this bullshit, this stupid ass game I'll go through hell and high water for my virtual dame Card comes up 5, got me guessin' high Next one's six, barely made it by I'm guessin' low, it's a fifty fifty The card was three, thank god and praise be The hand's played quick, the game flies by Seven cards in the deck, shit's do or die Then I get one wrong, the gun goes click Man we still in it, but I'm worried sick Three cards left, five nine and two I drew the damn five, what the fuck do I do? Press up on the keys, man it's time to pray Next thing that I see, it's a bloody spray (FUCKING SHIT) [Chorus - Female Singer] Try again boy, don't be shy! Win the game for me or you can say goodbye! Pulling all the cards but you're out of luck Just a few more rounds for some AI suck~ [Verse - Male Singer] Goddammit man, swear this shit ain't fair Wish the dev of this game was sittin' in that chair Seiko girl, why you play me like that? All I wanna do is secure the plap My fingers shakin,' my palms are sweatin' I know it's just numbers but I'm straight up stressin' Bet the host's lookin' smug, like he'll know I lose Boy rigged this shit just to give me the blues But nah, not today, time to dial it in I ain't stoppin' this shit till it says "You Win!" Two cards left, it's a seven and three I'm bettin' low, Lord have mercy on me The seven flips over, BOOM goes her brain Goddamn this fuckin' thing man, I'm goin' insane! Slam my fist into the screen, man it's gotta be cursed Ten thousand retries and it only gets worse [Chorus - Female Singer] Try again boy, don't be shy! Win the game for me or you can say goodbye! Pulling all the cards but you're out of luck Just a few more rounds for some AI suck~
