Andrew was such a little shit when he wa

Andrew was such a little shit when he was growing up In first grade, for a laugh he'd straight up piss on the bus He and a little friend would pull their weiners out and piss all over the seats This is not a joke these little phucks did this shit for weeks One day the driver caught Andrew pissing mid-stream He was fuming bad because the bus reeked (It smelled like piss) The driver tried to tell his mom and dad what he'd been doing all this time with his pee But the driver didn't know English because this was in Germany (He only spoke german) Andrew said "this driver's crazy! I don't know what he's saying!" and got off Scott-free His parents said "Poor Andrew!" and bought him Toy Story (Toy Story 2) (Andrew's a little phuckin shit)