Benz Breaker (Totaled)

West Coast Hip Hop, Hyphy, Bay Area Bounce, Heavy 808 Bass, Car Alarm SFX, Aggressive Female Rap, Twerk Anthem, Club Banger

[Producer Tag: "Icy Girl"]
(Oops!)
My bad, Daddy.
I think I sat on it too hard.
Call the insurance.
(It’s totaled!)

[Verse 1]
Hopped up on the hood, posing for the cam (Pic!)
But the metal started bending when I landed, damn.
Heels digging in the paint, scratching up the gloss
Looking at the damage, yeah I’m looking like a boss.
I leaned forward just to give the boys a peek
Windshield cracked instantly, the glass was too weak!
Two heavy airbags naturally attached (Heavy!)
Smashed against the pane, now the window is detached.
Spiderweb cracks spreading from the chest
Put the German engineering to the ultimate test.
(Crash!)

[Chorus]
Fat ass! Dented the hood! (Dent it!)
Big titties! Did it for the good! (Smash it!)
I wrecked the Benz with the curves alone
Heavyweight champion on the throne!
Suspension snapped! (Snap!)
The roof collapsed! (Collapse!)
Too much body, made the tires go flat!
Fat ass! Dented the hood!
Sorry Daddy, didn't know I could!
(Beep beep!)

[Verse 2]
Climbed up on the roof, tryna twerk a bit (Shake!)
Heard a loud crunch when I started to sit.
Metal caving in, making a concave
Sending that G-Wagon to an early grave.
Ass cheeks heavy like a bag of bricks (Oof!)
Dropping it low, doing magic tricks.
Bumper touching ground, sparks flying out
I’m a wrecking ball, scream and shout.
I turned around and I backed it up slow
Taillights popped out, nowhere else to go.
Booty so wide it eclipsed the sun
Destroying hundred grand just for fun.
(Hahaha!)

[Bridge]
The alarm won't stop.
(Beep... Beep...)
Look at the grill.
It's twisted.
Just like you.
I bounced once.
Just once.
And the axle broke.
(Snap!)
Should have bought a tank, baby.
This toy car can't handle all this ass.

[Outro]
Well.
You needed a new one anyway.
Take it out of my allowance.
Or just swipe the card.
Walk home?
Nah.
Call an Uber.
An XL.
My ass won't fit in a sedan

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[Producer Tag: "Icy Girl"] (Oops!) My bad, Daddy. I think I sat on it too hard. Call the insurance. (It’s totaled!) [Verse 1] Hopped up on the hood, posing for the cam (Pic!) But the metal started bending when I landed, damn. Heels digging in the paint, scratching up the gloss Looking at the damage, yeah I’m looking like a boss. I leaned forward just to give the boys a peek Windshield cracked instantly, the glass was too weak! Two heavy airbags naturally attached (Heavy!) Smashed against the pane, now the window is detached. Spiderweb cracks spreading from the chest Put the German engineering to the ultimate test. (Crash!) [Chorus] Fat ass! Dented the hood! (Dent it!) Big titties! Did it for the good! (Smash it!) I wrecked the Benz with the curves alone Heavyweight champion on the throne! Suspension snapped! (Snap!) The roof collapsed! (Collapse!) Too much body, made the tires go flat! Fat ass! Dented the hood! Sorry Daddy, didn't know I could! (Beep beep!) [Verse 2] Climbed up on the roof, tryna twerk a bit (Shake!) Heard a loud crunch when I started to sit. Metal caving in, making a concave Sending that G-Wagon to an early grave. Ass cheeks heavy like a bag of bricks (Oof!) Dropping it low, doing magic tricks. Bumper touching ground, sparks flying out I’m a wrecking ball, scream and shout. I turned around and I backed it up slow Taillights popped out, nowhere else to go. Booty so wide it eclipsed the sun Destroying hundred grand just for fun. (Hahaha!) [Bridge] The alarm won't stop. (Beep... Beep...) Look at the grill. It's twisted. Just like you. I bounced once. Just once. And the axle broke. (Snap!) Should have bought a tank, baby. This toy car can't handle all this ass. [Chorus] Fat ass! Dented the hood! (Dent it!) Big titties! Did it for the good! (Smash it!) I wrecked the Benz with the curves alone Heavyweight champion on the throne! Suspension snapped! (Snap!) The roof collapsed! (Collapse!) Too much body, made the tires go flat! Fat ass! Dented the hood! Sorry Daddy, didn't know I could! (Icy!) [Outro] Well. You needed a new one anyway. Take it out of my allowance. Or just swipe the card. Walk home? Nah. Call an Uber. An XL. My ass won't fit in a sedan

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