67 BRAINROT.EXE [Intro — cute robotic voice] Miku miku, loading up! Brain cells? Sorry, out of stock! Pink hair, blue screen, what does it mean? SIX SEVEN SEVEN SIX SEVEN! [Verse 1] Wake up in the morning, my brain goes splat Saw a dancing crocodile wearing a hat My Wi-Fi's crying, my fridge says "bruh" I just ate a USB, WHAT THE FU— Skibidi bop and a digital scream My last two neurons are fighting a dream I opened TikTok, now it's half past three The algorithm has taken control of me! [Pre-Chorus] One brain cell! Two brain cells! Both of them are ringing bells! Three brain cells! Wait, that's seven! WHY'S THE CEILING LOOKING LIKE HEAVEN?! [Chorus — explosive Vocaloid vocals] SIX SEVEN! SIX SIX SEVEN! MY LAST BRAIN CELL HAS ASCENDED TO HEAVEN! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SA HOT! MY ENTIRE MENTAL STATE IS SHOT! SIX SEVEN! SPIN AROUND! WHY'S THERE A BANANA MAKING THAT SOUND?! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SA HOT! BRAINROT LEVEL? MAXIMUM PLOT! [Verse 2 — rapid-fire vocals] Sigma in the bathroom, mogging the sink I haven't had a thought since the dawn of spring The ceiling fan told me to lock in I hit the griddy and I lost my skin! Chat, am I cooked? Chat, am I done? I challenged my toaster to a 1v1 The toaster won and it called me a noob Now I'm crying in my dinosaur suit! [Breakdown — robotic chanting] 67! 67! 67! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SA HOT! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SA HOT! MY BRAIN IS A POT! MY BRAIN IS A POT! [Bridge — suddenly emotional, soft Vocaloid voice] I used to have dreams... I used to have plans... Now I see six seven When I look at my hands... Mom, if you're listening... I'm sorry for the brainrot... I just wanted to be sigma... BUT I FORGOT WHAT I GOT... [Beat cuts out] ...six seven. [Final Chorus — maximum distortion] SIX SEVEN! SIX SIX SEVEN! BRAINROT ANGEL, DESCENDING FROM HEAVEN! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SA HOT! TURN IT UP UNTIL THE SPEAKERS POP! SIX SEVEN! WE'RE SO BACK! MY LAST BRAIN CELL JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SA HOT! I'M THE FINAL BOSS OF THE BRAINROT PLOT! [Outro — fading robotic voice] Six... Seven... Tung tung tung tung sa hot... Loading complete. Brain cells detected: 0. Miku has left the server. [System voice] SIX SEVEN.
