OOOOOOOOOOHHH LETS GET SPOOKY MY CREDIT SCORE HOWLS AT THE MOON TONIGHT, THE DEMONS LAUGHED WHEN MY CARD DECLINED. MY CHECK VANISHED – LIKE A TRICK-OR-TREATER, MY GUITAR’S BUZZIN’ LIKE A BAD SPACE HEATER. I don't do costumes - I AM ONE! JUST A MAN, AND A GUITAR (AND A BAD HAIRCUT) THE WITCH NEXT DOOR ASKED IF I BELIEVE IN SPIRITS, I SAID “YEAH, JACK DANIEL’S - DOUBLE ON ICE!!!” IT’S SPOOKY SEASON!!! I SAW A SKELETON WITH BETTER ABS THAN ME!!! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON!!! I ATE CANDY CORN OUT OF A BROKEN AMP!!! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON!!! THE MOON’S LOOKIN’ AT ME LIKE, “BRO, YOU GOOD?” ("no") I’M HAUNTED BY DEBT AND GUITAR TABS!!! I OPENED THE CLOSET - FOUND MY OLD TAX FORMS!!! THEY STARTED WHISPERIN’... “Bro, you forgot to file.” I HEARD THE OVEN HISS - “You left me on again.” EVEN MY GUITAR SAID, “Bro, we need to talk...” IT’S SPOOKY SEASON!!! I SAW A SKELETON WITH BETTER ABS THAN ME!!! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON!!! I ATE CANDY CORN OUT OF A BROKEN AMP!!! IT’S SPOOKY SEASON!!! THE MOON’S LOOKIN’ AT ME LIKE, “BRO, YOU GOOD?” ("oh no") I’M ALIVE AND THAT’S THE ZESTY PART! "Well I'm off to bed" "Well I'm off to bed"
