BETTY BOOP — BOSS OF THE BAR DJ DR LOVE — 007 FM [Intro — Betty, spoken] Betty Boop. Yes, that's my table. No, you can't put that coat there. Dr Love! You brought your dancing shoes? Good. We're making an entrance. [Hook — Betty] Betty at the bar, got the whole crew here! Red dress moving when the bass hits clear! Little heel click, let the cameras flash, I can start a whole party with a wave like that! Betty at the bar, put my song on now! Make a little lane through the middle of the crowd! 007, let the whole room see, I'm picking my own company! [Verse 1 — Dr Love] Walked in clean, heard her calling my name, Pointed at my bow tie, then she pointed at my cane. Said, "That's a nice entrance, can you follow it through?" Told her, "Find the right record, let me show you a move." She had three friends laughing at a table near the back, One dressed like a witch with a glitter-black hat. One wore wings, one had a little red tail, All four looking like a very good tale. Betty said, "Gentlemen, we got our own tab, If you want conversation, better bring more than brag." Said, "Fair enough, tell me how your night been." She said, "Just improving. Pull that chair right in." Talked about costumes, laughed about mine, Then she heard that snare and forgot the whole line. [Hook — Betty] Betty at the bar, got the whole crew here! Red dress moving when the bass hits clear! Little heel click, let the cameras flash, I can start a whole party with a wave like that! Betty at the bar, put my song on now! Make a little lane through the middle of the crowd! 007, let the whole room see, I'm picking my own company! [Verse 2 — Betty, rhythmic rap] Make two rows, let the Soul Train roll, Watch me take my time while the kick gets bold. Hand on my hip, little dip, then slide, Turn around smiling at the girls on the side. Dr Love came next with a neat little lean, Cane checked in, got his hands moving free. He tried one spin, had to catch that brim, I laughed so hard nearly bumped into him. Now it's almost one, but the club close late, Told him, "I know somewhere with a good little plate." He said, "You inviting?" Told him, "If you behave." Then I sent my friends the address of the place. We can get some breakfast, let the evening unwind, No need to shout a whole conversation this time. Leaving while the DJ got the room turned high, I'd rather make an exit than be waiting in line. [Scratch Break] Bet-Bet-Betty! Boss-boss! My-my song! Don't-don't stop! [Bridge — Betty and Dr Love] "Ready?" "Let me get my cane." "And your coat." "You keeping track of me?" "Somebody has to." "Breakfast?" "Breakfast. Then we'll see." [Final Hook — Betty and Dr Love] Betty at the bar, got the whole crew here! Red dress moving when the bass hits clear! Little heel click, let the cameras flash, I can start a whole party with a wave like that! Betty at the bar, put my song on now! Make a little lane through the middle of the crowd! 007, let the whole room see, I'm picking my own company! Betty out the door, got the ride pulled round! Still hear the drums from the other side of town! Dr Love smiling with his hat tipped back, Said, "I hope they got some breakfast waiting after all that!" Betty out the door, let the whole night breathe! Party still jumping, but it's time for me to leave! 007, let the whole room see, Good company coming with me! [Outro — Betty] Pay your tab. Get your coat. Check on your friends. Then make your exit. That's how Betty does it. 007 FM.
