[Intro] This is the tale of Captain Jack Marrow Captain Jack Marrow, Captain Jack Marrow [Verse 1] Never trust a pirate with a name like Marrow He sails the seven seas but his crew's all narrow Got a ship made of bone, calls it the "Bone Arrow" Yo-ho, he’s Captain Jack Marrow! He’s got a peg leg from a shark attack, bro But the leg’s a femur, yeah he’s Captain Jack Marrow Rum in his veins, but it’s actually marrow Straight chuggin’ bone broth, that’s Captain Jack Marrow! [Chorus] Captain Jack Marrow! (Marrow!) Captain Jack Marrow! (Marrow, marrow, marrow!) He’s got the scurvy but his bones stay strong though Captain Jack Marrow! [Verse 2] He buried treasure but it was just old marrow Said “X marks the spot” but it’s calcium shallow His parrot screams “Squawk! Eat your damn marrow!” That’s why they call him Captain Jack Marrow He fights with a cutlass made from a big thigh bone His flag is a skull with two femurs crossed, son When he walks on deck it sounds like a xylophone Because every step’s clackin’—Captain Jack Marrow! [Outro] Captain Jack Marrow… Never get on his boat… Unless you like bone broth… Captain Jack Marrow!
