[Verse 1] Let's take a trip to February 26 When I bumped into Shabbi Check, talking shit about the twist She said you know that Shabbi Check, a dance everyone likes to do Well here's some breaking news, I just wrote some brand new moves Then a box of booms, spun the tune throughout the room Before I knew what to do, her body started to move And the way that she moved, was practically obscene She looked so hot, she smelled like gasoline Oh my God, don't even ask Yes of course I bought the Randy dance Each new step cost much more than the last If you got the cash then you'll probably have a blast To do the Randy Dinnie Dinnie Dinnie dance with me The Randy Dinnie Dinnie Dinnie dance routine [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Let's stay in back to March 31st I heard someone say the twist is the worst Yeah that hippie chick, was on my TV screen Selling all the moves to the Randy dance routine She said it costs 19.99 plus delivery fee But let's get you started with some moves for free First you quit both your hips meet the opposite knee Now you're doing the Randy Dinnie dance you see Next you wiggle all your fingers but just one of your thumbs If you want right now, I can tell you which one We don't take checks or COD Buy the Randy Dinnie Dinnie Dinnie routine See that number at the top of your screen Dial it right now and be connected to me [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Let's skip ahead to September 23rd You won't believe the shit about the twist I overheard They said you know that Shabbi Check a dance people did back then Well get a load of this, Shabbi did that shit again Then a box of booms, spun the tune throughout the room Before we knew what to do, her body started to move And the way that she moved, was definitely obscene She looked so hot, she burned up all the steam Oh my God, don't make me laugh No version of the twist could ever be this dance Buy the Randy Dinnie Dinnie Dinnie dance with me Do the Randy Dinnie Dinnie Dinnie dance routine Do the Randy Dinnie Dinnie Dinnie dance routine That's what they call it, get your wallet [Instrumental]
