[Verse] Nights in the city The innocent lookin' for someone to pity The ugly, the cold, the hard, and the gritty In a world so cruel, I'm thinkin' of Vicki What a pity Some people don't understand She just wants to make the world better, you know? 'Cause in this cruel world, she's so beautiful Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Vicki [Chorus] They know better than to mess with Vicki Not just because she's so pretty And has a heart that's so pure, and she lives in a world so cold and so hard and so gritty But because she has EVOL BERT Oh, EVOL BERT That's the last person you want to hurt He'll get to you first If you mess with Vicki, and I pity the fool that messes with Vicki Because she's so pretty and pure and lives in a world so hard and gritty So hard and gritty, so hard and gritty, so hard and gritty Oh, Vicki You don't know EVOL BERT like I do I'm not sure you want to He's a bad motherfucker He's a bad motherfucker, a bad motherfucker Bad motherfucker EVOL BERT [Outro] Bad motherfucker Bad motherfucker Bad motherfucker Bad motherfucker
