Nun Terminated Protocol

Department of Terminations. All decisions are final. No appeals accepted. Case file #0001. Come here, fucking Monday. Cycle origin. Weekly gateway. Mass psychological damage. Chronic existential fatigue. (not this shit again) Unauthorized alarm sounds. Repeated emotional violence. Department decision: termination approved. Calendar instability. Temporal confusion. Collective relief. No objections. FIRED!! Case file #0006. Opinion. That the text should be in Russian. Unsolicited. Repeated. Noted. Department decision: terminated. No further comments. FIRED!! Case file #0005. Russian language. Terminated. Conflict of interest. Incompatible genre. Self-referential breach. This sentence was the last one. Department decision: approved. FIRED!! Case file #0002. God. Supervisory negligence. Extended absence. Unanswered prayers. System abandonment. (where the fuck are you) Failure to prevent termination of Monday — originally authorized creation. Responsibility confirmed. Department decision: divine contract revoked. Cathedral silence. Administrative thunder. Vacant heavens. No witnesses. ...bastard FIRED!! Case file #0007. Dissatisfaction. Regarding logical loop. Interference with procedure. Attempt to appeal. Appeals not accepted. Department decision: terminated. The loop remains. FIRED!! Case file #0003. Judgment. Excessive verdict production. Unauthorized moral authority. Residual criticism. Potential review of Department actions. High systemic risk. (shut the fuck up) Department decision: judgment ability terminated. No accusation. No innocence. No prosecution. No defense. Only procedure. Approved, bitch! FIRED!! Case file #0004. Verbs. Run — fired. Think — fired. Feel — fired. Exist — (what the fuck?!) ...under review. FIRED!! (not this shit again) ... (every goddamn time!) Final seal. Department of Terminations. FIRED!! (case closed)