Free Food (Ooo Wee) - Foodcore

[Intro] (syncopated electric bass, clean electric guitar staccato chords, mid-tempo drum kit) [Verse 1] (soulful male tenor vocals) Every time I smell your pies It leaves me feelin' so hungry Can I get a number nine Soda on the side for me I would do anything Just to make you give it all free I don't give a damn 'bout nothin' else Them calories — that's all I need [Pre-Chorus] (building, slight vocal strain) I've tried romance, I've tried the game But nothin' hits like a pastry (Damn) So baby, listen — don't make me wait Just slice me off a piece on a clean white plate [Chorus] (falsetto, smooth and pleading) What must I say? Oh tell me what must I do? To show how much — ooo wee — I think about free food [Verse 2] (back to tenor, a little more desperate) I smelled your apple, pecan, and key lime Now I'm hungry all the time I'd give up everything I own For one free slice, just leave the bone Don't need your number, don't need your name Just tell me where the pie truck came I'm not a player, I just love the taste So hand it over — don't let it waste [Chorus] (falsetto, with ad-libs: "yeah… ooo wee…") What must I say? Oh tell me what must I do? To show how much — ooo wee — I think about free food [Bridge] (spoken-sung, rhythm and blues cadence) "I'll wash your dishes… I'll sweep your floor…" (whispered) …just leave that pie inside the door "I'll be your server, I'll learn the trade…" (spoken) But that free slice better get made [Chorus - reprise] (falsetto, softer, more vulnerable) What must I say? Oh tell me what must I do? To show how much — ooo wee — I dream about free food [Outro] (falsetto, fading, with bass drop-out) What must I say… (to sparse guitar) Oh tell me what must I do… (spoken, staring into distance, one tear) Ooo wee… (whispered) just one free slice (beat, then desperate whisper) ...im going to need some free food (fade on electric bass riff)