[intro] [female] [spoken-word] Oh my God --- It’s Edward. What’s he doing here? [piano] [female] [verse] Edward is here – I find that strange But I’m not --- going to complain. Oh Eleanor --- looks so relaxed. But Edward --- looks like a heart attack. [verse 2] You see, Eleanor has been told. I loved him first --- she definitely knows. I think it wise --- not to say a word. I’ll just smile --- and look demure. [bridge] But Why on earth ---- is he here? I find it droll. ---- I find it queer. I’ll let her talk. She’s good at that. But he’s mine. --- That’s the fact. [Verse 3] Yes he’s mine. --- I have him trapped. He couldn’t possibly ---- unwrap He’s mine, --- and she knows it Nothing can ---- decompose it. [chorus] I’m Lucy Steele --- but not for long. His mother likes me – I won’t be wrong. Edward’s mine and don’t forget it. No matter how --- he may regret it. Oh yes I know --- my Edward well. His mother loves me -– I can tell. He’ll keep his promise, that’s for sure. Yes. I’ll just smile --- and look demure. [end]